Brady Courtroom Artist Responds!

[shmessy]

The hilarity ensues!

http://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/names/2015/08/12/tom-brady-sketch-artist-don-tend-flatter-people/jakDHoTisSqBrk0doZjLVI/story.html?s_campaign=bostonglobe:socialflow:twitter


"......“I don’t tend to flatter people and make them look beautiful,” she said.

Rosenberg said that Brady looks like he’s frowning and looking down because he spent most of the hearing checking his cellphone. “He hardly looked up at all,” she said, adding, with some sarcasm, “Are you interested in what’s going on or what?”

Rosenberg said that even though the drawing has been mocked all over Twitter (ambitious Photoshoppers have put the sketch of Brady’s face in scenes from “E.T.” and in Edvard Munch’s “The Scream”), at least people know whom she was trying to draw.

“At least they can figure out which one is Tom Brady. That’s good, whether he looks good or bad. It’s not just a stick figure of a nobody.........”

 

[neuronet]

Really professional of her to respond like that. Classy New Yorker no doubt.

 

[Froob]

What exactly are the point of these drawings? I hope we aren't paying for this with taxpayer money lol.

 

[XLIX]

I don't buy the notion that Brady spent much of the hearing checking his cell phone. That would be the height of disrespect. The courtrooms I'm familiar with don't even allow cell phones for anyone to be turned on (unless the phone contains some evidence and is needed).

 

[neuronet]

Yep--she sounds full of **** probably a Jests fan.

 

[borg]

I don't buy the notion that Brady spent much of the hearing checking his cell phone. That would be the height of disrespect. The courtrooms I'm familiar with don't even allow cell phones for anyone to be turned on (unless the phone contains some evidence and is needed).

Brady will remain silent and let the Commissioner's Office correct this mischaracterization ............ LMFAO

 

[Tunescribe]

Yep--she sounds full of **** probably a Jests fan.

From her bio: Jane Rosenberg received a bachelor's degree in fine art from the State University of NY at Buffalo and trained in NYC at the Art Student's League and the National Academy of Art.

Bills or Jets.

 

[RobertWeathers]

She freaking sucks. I can draw stick figures better.

 

[neuronet]

From her bio: Jane Rosenberg received a bachelor's degree in fine art from the State University of NY at Buffalo and trained in NYC at the Art Student's League and the National Academy of Art.

Bills or Jets.

Well those are two schools that suck because she can't draw for ****.

 

[Horace's Ivories]

In a separate comment she further explained "I like to capture the demented, cheating soul of the person I am drawing"

 

[neuronet]

Well, she was there when Santa was on trial too. WTF is her problem?

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

In a separate comment she further explained "I like to capture the demented, cheating soul of the person I am drawing"

Maybe she should let the professionals determine guilt or innocence and just focus on her job. I'm guessing more Jets fan than Bills.

 

[Horace's Ivories]

here she is in all her glory

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Her sketches are better than the NFL's case.

 

[Deus Irae]

Well, she was there when Santa was on trial too. WTF is her problem?

Looks like the wolfman was either an attorney or co-defendant, too.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

I don't buy the notion that Brady spent much of the hearing checking his cell phone. That would be the height of disrespect. The courtrooms I'm familiar with don't even allow cell phones for anyone to be turned on (unless the phone contains some evidence and is needed).

All Federal court rooms allow no cell phones to be present, at all, and this is enforced by metal detectors and by security personnel. I have testified in federal court in Miami, in Wilmington Delaware, and in Las Vegas. Rules are the same for every federal court.

 

[Gronkowski123]

doesnt look anything like brady. lol
but seriously his hair transplant doesnt look right

 

[Tunescribe]

doesnt look anything like brady. lol
but seriously his hair transplant doesnt look right

She gave him devil's horns. Whether she did it subconsciously, who knows?

 

[Urgent]

From her bio: Jane Rosenberg received a bachelor's degree in fine art from the State University of NY at Buffalo and trained in NYC at the Art Student's League and the National Academy of Art.

Bills or Jets.

Someone should ask for a refund.
The Art Student's League - is that the one where you have to be able to draw that smiling turtle?

 

[BTTA]

I don't buy the notion that Brady spent much of the hearing checking his cell phone. That would be the height of disrespect. The courtrooms I'm familiar with don't even allow cell phones for anyone to be turned on (unless the phone contains some evidence and is needed).

Can't believe she brought up Brady's cell phone.

No, my dear, he was looking down at his crotch, trying to will himself out of an embarrassing state of arousal as the NFL presented its weaks*t case.