OT: The "Hottest Bar" in Indy - New England Patriots Forums

***Joker*** · 11-08-2007, 11:01 PM

http://www.theuglymonkey.com/

heh...check out the dress code

taltos · 11-09-2007, 05:52 AM

It appears that they don't want observant Jews in attendance with the skullcap prohibition. In addition some of their restrictions on baggy clothes might be considered racist.

***danny88*** · 11-09-2007, 06:29 AM

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It appears that they don't want observant Jews in attendance with the skullcap prohibition. In addition some of their restrictions on baggy clothes might be considered racist.

Indy is a joke of a city. The place is based off a mall and a stadium. Having spent time there I can say it is the worst city ever.

Anyone who claims otherwise is some indy yokel that have never been to a real city.

TripleOption · 11-09-2007, 06:42 AM

No comments on this little gem?

"The Back Room is a giant dance playground where you can spank the planks all night long."

Yuck. You would think that even Colts fans would "spank the plank" at home like decent people.

CTPatsFan · 11-09-2007, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Joker

http://www.theuglymonkey.com/

heh...check out the dress code

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(Jersey's are allowed the night before and the day of Colts home games)

Wow, that's nice of them!

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(all baseball caps must be worn straight forward or backward)

Do they have a bouncer running around with a speed square checking to make sure it's straight? "Dude you're out here! That's 6* off center!"

***danny88*** · 11-09-2007, 07:04 AM

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Wow, that's nice of them!

Do they have a bouncer running around with a speed square checking to make sure it's straight? "Dude you're out here! That's 6* off center!"

The indy nightlife is pitiful. Almost comical how bad it is.

Slagathor · 11-09-2007, 07:05 AM

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Wow, that's nice of them!

Do they have a bouncer running around with a speed square checking to make sure it's straight? "Dude you're out here! That's 6* off center!"

PERSONALLY,

I don't mind that rule.

Admittedly I'm an old man but when guys where there hats in that stupid crooked way, they look so retarded.

Even my boy Randy in my avatar could use a slight hat fix.

MetalBleachers · 11-09-2007, 07:20 AM

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PERSONALLY,
Even my boy Randy in my avatar could use a slight hat fix.

I doubt Randy would be allowed in the Ugly Monkey, for many reasons.

***Patjew*** · 11-09-2007, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

It appears that they don't want observant Jews in attendance with the skullcap prohibition. In addition some of their restrictions on baggy clothes might be considered racist.

I wouldn't go to any club that would allow me in the door.

betterthanthealternative · 11-09-2007, 07:34 AM

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In addition some of their restrictions on baggy clothes might be considered racist.

That set of restrictions is clearly written to bar black hip hop culture. Remarkable.