SammyBlueCat

According to an anonymous source, and unnamed player left the cap off the toothpaste during training camp last summer. Folks this must be the straw that breaks the camel's back! Tune in to ESPN or read the Boston Herald for additional forthcoming details.

tjones7

ya I just read an article by tomasse on that, apparently one of his friend's friends friends friends friends cousin saw the player take the cap off of the toothpaste and tomasse automatically knows that he did not replace the cap

PATRIOT64

I think at least one player on every NFL team leaves the cap off of the toothpaste but only the Patriots player got caught,Must be a camera set up in the bathroom of the guy.

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jmt57

Sources have also reported that a member of the Patriots offense watered his lawn on more than one occasion when water levels were low between 2000 - 2007. In addition, this player is reported to drive an SUV, which have been proven to have low gas mileage which in turn funnels money directly to Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda.

SammyBlueCat

Forget the toothpaste for a minute. I should not have brought that up because I have not been elected to congress yet and that is their job to monitor such events.

What we really need to know is which former Patriots staff members were involved in faking the moon landing. When that story breaks expect a 2-14 season because even the best players will not be able to concentrate.

tjones7

Oh My God... the Patriots are a earth hating, terrorist funding organiztion hell bent on domination of the nation... by that i mean the nfl...

homerpatsfan

LMAO.......good stuff guys

NoCal Patriot

Craig Easterbrook on espn.com has just written that this player should be banned for life from The NFL for such a serious offense!

Sivy

Man, I'm sick of this, Pastegate has gotten way out of hand, I was just watching nfl network, and they had a clip of Bret Farve admitting to leaving the cap off of his sensodine, but they just brushed it off like it was ok. Then I turn on espn and they've got a poll up asking wether or not the patriots records are tainted. Not only that, congress is now calling for an independent investigation on all the patriots past dental records, one report suggest that one player may have even put his cleets on while still on novicane from getting a cavity filled...It never ends.

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BigEZPatsFan76

Again, as usual, the media spins it according to their own agenda. It was not the leaving of the cap off that was the transgression, but the "location" of where the tube was left.

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