09-16-2011, 10:39 PM
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2nd Team Getting Their First Start
Join Date: Jul 2010
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Re: And This Year's Fan Targets Are
When Meriweather, Butler and Tate were cut the Debbie Downers partied all night long. After they awoke from their hangover they found their life had no meaning, so they searched for Albert Haynesworth but could not find him. Then out of the corner of their eye something caught their attention, and they were attracted to the light like a moth to a bug zapper:
Ochocinco.
Tertiary targets:
Bodden is old, overpaid and injury prone; Ninkovich (how dare he be extended!); the UDFA JAG BJGE; any rookie RB that does not run for 1000 yards like BJGE did last year; that piece of glass Dowling; that overpaid Mankins guy; that bust Solder; that old and slow Light guy; Cunningham's a bust; so is Spikes; Chung and his bonehead fake punt; whoever the long snapper is he sucks and why didn't we pay Paxton what he wanted the Krafts are cheap; Wes Welker is old, injury prone, and not buying into the Patriot way trade him for a draft pick now; Edelman is no Welker, cut him too; should have traded Brady when we had the chance, especially if Cassel should happen to have a 300-yard game or a game winning drive; every defensive lineman if Richard Seymour has a sack; every CB if the opposing QB completes a pass; anybody cut should have been kept; and anybody else I may have left out if any play does not result in a touchdown by the Patriots.
Last edited by Ron Sellers; 09-16-2011 at 10:57 PM..
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