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***PATSNUTme*** · 01-21-2008, 04:22 PM

The mission has changed. Going to Glendale and winning the 4th SB and finishing as the greatest team ever, is not enough anymore.

The Patriots must save the world from the Manning's. After Peyton's blind squirrel SB victory last year he reverted back to his regular choker self in this years playoff. We thought that we were safe.

Now by some strange cruel twist of fate, Eli is in a Super Bowl. The Patriots must crush him.

Otherwise there will be a media Manning love fest that will pale to last years. There will be more Manning love than you have ever imagined.More stupid Manning commercials than you can take. People will get deathly ill from this, and I may set myself on fire.

Yes, the Patriots must make him look like the fool he is and lay a whipping on the Giants. Otherwise, all is lost.

Also, if you have been a Patriots fan longer than 30 years you will know that the Giants claimed NE as their territory. There are still a lot of dumb Giants fans around NE.

The world must be saved from this and the Patriots are the only ones that can do it.

***Tunescribe*** · 01-21-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PATSNUTme

The mission has changed. Going to Glendale and winning the 4th SB and finishing as the greatest team ever, is not enough anymore.

The Patriots must save the world from the Manning's. After Peyton's blind squirrel SB victory last year he reverted back to his regular choker self in this years playoff. We thought that we were safe.

Now by some strange cruel twist of fate, Eli is in a Super Bowl. The Patriots must crush him.

Otherwise there will be a media Manning love fest that will pale to last years. There will be more Manning love than you have ever imagined.More stupid Manning commercials than you can take. People will get deathly ill from this, and I may set myself on fire.

Yes, the Patriots must make him look like the fool he is and lay a whipping on the Giants. Otherwise, all is lost.

Also, if you have been a Patriots fan longer than 30 years you will know that the Giants claimed NE as their territory. There are still a lot of dumb Giants fans around NE.

The world must be saved from this and the Patriots are the only ones that can do it.

I agree completely. A win by quarterhick junior would only further aggravate the dumbing down of America. The only thing worse would be NASCAR in prime time.

Martin Luther Dungy today proclaimed his coaching job as a "ministry." BB should consider labeling the Pats' mission to slay the Mannings a crusade for the greater good of all.

VT_NY_Patsfan · 01-21-2008, 04:33 PM

Your right, this could end civilization faster than an asteroid strike.

Faulksdaman · 01-21-2008, 04:43 PM

You speak great words of wisdom PATSNUTme!

What do you want to bet they've already filmed a commercial with Peyton handing over the trophy to Eli?

Metaphors · 01-21-2008, 04:57 PM

Come on. It is not like Peyton and Eli are on TV facing each other licking cream filling while their parents watch...

***PATSNUTme*** · 01-21-2008, 05:45 PM

This is surely a battle between good and evil that the Patriots must win.

makoute · 01-21-2008, 05:49 PM

Well said, I don't think I could take another manning anointment.

Dojo Chargerfan · 01-21-2008, 05:51 PM

Eli is so great he can chose which team he wants to be drafted on. Smash them into the ground. I wanna see Junior win one.

juny · 01-21-2008, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tunescribe

I agree completely. A win by quarterhick junior would only further aggravate the dumbing down of America. The only thing worse would be NASCAR in prime time.

Too bad they already have run races in prime time.

I don't think I can handle another Manning Super Bowl victory, especially one to end the perfect season. IT JUST CAN"T HAPPEN!

***PATSNUTme*** · 01-21-2008, 07:38 PM

It can get worst than this, it already has.