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King vs. Machine
It had to be asked: Who has the better pro career ahead of him -- The Burger King (most recently seen dousing Don Shula)? Or Diet Pepsi Machine (most recently seen still embarrassing the Pats)?
Key skills
King: INTs, TD dances
Machine: Pass-catching
Previous experience
King: Fast-food franchises
Machine: Convenience stores
"Poor man's" comparison
King: Deion Sanders
Machine: Jerome Bettis
"Legitimizing" endorsement
King: Don Shula
Machine: Suzy Kolber
Overall vibe
King: Still a little creepy
Machine: Anthropomorphism?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/quickie
It had to be asked: Who has the better pro career ahead of him -- The Burger King (most recently seen dousing Don Shula)? Or Diet Pepsi Machine (most recently seen still embarrassing the Pats)?
Key skills
King: INTs, TD dances
Machine: Pass-catching
Previous experience
King: Fast-food franchises
Machine: Convenience stores
"Poor man's" comparison
King: Deion Sanders
Machine: Jerome Bettis
"Legitimizing" endorsement
King: Don Shula
Machine: Suzy Kolber
Overall vibe
King: Still a little creepy
Machine: Anthropomorphism?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/quickie