Possible Morning Headlines

Doubting Debbie Downers Self Defecate

Giddy-Less Garoppolites Groveling

Flore's Defense More Aggressive (Despite what Andy thinks ) jk

Free Chicken Little Soup Sells Out Prior To Game

Thelonious's Beer Was In Fact Half Empty - #Blues Is Better

Brady Tosses Theatrical OTC "Timing-Gate" Theories In Trash

Predict The Score Pessimistic Prunes Pummeled

"Aaron Rodgers is the GOAT"

69th player catches a Brady TD....Gronk laughs.

Dez spotted at Logan.

Jimmy Garapollo 3 INTs and a funeral

Danny Almendola life great on the sunny side unless it rains.

Levon Bell on hunger strike. Can't feed his family.

Tierod T still broken. Passes go left or right but never straight.

Pat the Patriot arrested for methanphetamine with intent to distribute.

The fact that Captain Stone chose the exact same score (23-27) as me in the prediction thread has made me see the error of my pessimistic ways. I am hanging my head in shame.

Damn you and your public shaming techniques.

signbabybrady said:

69th player catches a Brady TD....Gronk laughs.

Dez spotted at Logan.

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At this point, I'm almost to the point where I'd chuck my concerns about Bryant in the trash and be happy with him signing on, as long as he's willing to return punts.

supafly said:

The fact that Captain Stone chose the exact same score (23-27) as me in the prediction thread has made me see the error of my pessimistic ways. I am hanging my head in shame.

Damn you and your public shaming techniques.

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I honestly did not know that.

On the bright side, we would've been farther away from the winning score had the offense put up at least 2 more FGs like they should've done.

"Pats HC To Begin New No-Returner Policy During Punts"

Deus Irae said:

At this point, I'm almost to the point where I'd chuck my concerns about Bryant in the trash and be happy with him signing on, as long as he's willing to return punts.

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It's always been "how much?" for me.

captain stone said:

I honestly did not know that.

On the bright side, we would've been farther away from the winning score had the offense put up at least 2 more FGs like they should've done.

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I had the Pats winning 27-17 in the "Predict the Score" thread, so I'm (selfishly) okay with the Pats not putting up more points.

Deus Irae said:

At this point, I'm almost to the point where I'd chuck my concerns about Bryant in the trash and be happy with him signing on, as long as he's willing to return punts.

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I don’t understand why Dallas doesn’t bring him back. Hard feelings on both sides..? Dez will have to take a big payout from what he would have earned but, he may as well go back there and play.

Froob said:

I don’t understand why Dallas doesn’t bring him back. Hard feelings on both sides..? Dez will have to take a big payout from what he would have earned but, he may as well go back there and play.

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Dex appeared to let his feelings on the subject be known last night. Things can change quickly in the sports world, but Dez's comment seemed to imply that Dez returning to the Cowboys is a bridge that's already been burned.

Here's an actual morning headline:

Texans' Deshaun Watson on loss: 'Terrible on my part'

Deus Irae said:

Dex appeared to let his feelings on the subject be known last night. Things can change quickly in the sports world, but Dez's comment seemed to imply that Dez returning to the Cowboys is a bridge that's already been burned.

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I'd bring him in here for certain packages.
I don't believe he can fully learn the offense by say Week 6. Nor do I believe he can get on the same page with Brady this late but I could be wrong.

ArchAngel007 said:

"Aaron Rodgers is the GOAT"

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Full-on Rodgers fellating on Golic and Wingo. Shocking...

Jackson 2 said:

Full-on Rodgers fellating on Golic and Wingo. Shocking...

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Can't wait to beat them in November.

Deus Irae said:

Dex appeared to let his feelings on the subject be known last night. Things can change quickly in the sports world, but Dez's comment seemed to imply that Dez returning to the Cowboys is a bridge that's already been burned.

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I guess everyone can't put emotion aside like Bill. Just seems to make too much sense for him to just go back there and forget everything they may have said about one another.

Cleveland fans apply for parade permit after Browns did not lose a game.

nabwong said:

Cleveland fans apply for parade permit after Browns did not lose a game.

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Best start for Cleveland in years.