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What's "weird" about his chest?
3 nipples.
Hopefully working on making it bionic.
Weird is actually not the most accurate term to use for it- he just has a bit of an odd physique - his chest doesn’t seem to look very muscular, even though he is very fit & works out.
Convoluted explanation, but there it is.
Interesting, considering that he has the perfectly balanced physique in terms of muscular development for throwing a football and absorbing hits. What's weird is your criticism based on some mistakenly preconceived aesthetic standard. If big pecs are what you're looking for, ogle the linebackers, not quarterbacks. At least then you might not "vomit."Weird is actually not the most accurate term to use for it- he just has a bit of an odd physique - his chest doesn’t seem to look very muscular, even though he is very fit & works out.
I think he is an attractive guy - I don’t really know why his chest looks weird to me, but it does.
I think he is an attractive guy - I don’t really know why his chest looks weird to me, but it does.
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Not "unauthorized," just uninformed. If he was built the way she preferred, he wouldn't be the GOAT.
You are honestly taking me to task for...gasp... commenting on Toms physique? How dare a female voice an opinion on the appearance of a male athlete. I’m sure you are a paragon of all good virtues, and have never commented on any female celebrities physique. Also- there are many other excellent QB’s who are not built exactly like Tom. Give it a rest.
Let's put it this way: I've seen a full range of nutty posts in this forum over the years but you're the first to claim the sight of Tom Brady's bare chest makes her nauseous. I wasn't "talking down" to you as much as pointing out something you might not have realized about him intentionally maintaining a slender/pliable build for the job he does.
Peace to you as well.
Let's put it this way: I've seen a full range of nutty posts in this forum over the years but you're the first to claim the sight of Tom Brady's bare chest makes her nauseous. I wasn't "talking down" to you as much as pointing out something you might not have realized about why he's intentionally maintaining a slender/pliable build for the job he does.
Yes, I AM a paragon of good virtue. And I assure you that any commentary offered on female celebrity physiques has been eminently praiseworthy.
Here's to a barf-free preseason.
To this specifically: By design, Brady doesn't pump iron to build size and definition (isotonics), he uses resistance bands and fixed-object resistance (isokinetics/isometrics) to maintain strength and quickness while emphasizing flexibility/full range of motion -- muscle "elasticity." He is more than physiologically capable of bulking up and getting "defined" if he wanted but that would not serve his QB functionality; in fact, it would hinder it. So again, his "icky chest" is intentional. Maybe when he's done playing football he can get muscular and cut but I doubt that matters to him (or Gisele). He is not small-boned and has a good shoulder girdle, he could pack on muscle if he wanted to, especially with all the athletic science at his disposal.
- Tom’s chest is not a result of trying to maintain a slender/pliable build- he really has a difficult time getting muscle definition in his chest & stomach, it’s simply how he’s built.
Brady definitely was scrawny coming out of college but totally remade himself physically as a pro. His musculature is very symetrically balanced and he's much stronger than he looks.
You're reaching, Rover, and I sense you're only half-joking since you've chimed in twice with this discussion. I simply repeated what Brady has espoused/demonstrated over the years including through his book and Tom vs. Time series. It's nothing to be weirded out over -- the info is there for any Pats fan who cares enough to pay attention.Is anybody else a little weirded out at how knowledgeable Tunescribe is about Brady's body?
