Patriots quarterback Matt Cassel apparently had quite a night last Friday, and one he'll probably want to forget.
According to an article in today's NY Daily News, Cassel was in line for the bathroom while attending ESPN's Tampa Bay Super Bowl bash Friday night when a man who was apparently quite intoxicated tried to cut in front of him. "Matt told him to wait his turn and headed into the urinals," a source told the newspaper. Moments later the individual reportedly barged in and proceeded to purposefully urinate directly on Cassel's leg. After security reportedly tossed the drunk, despite his wet pants, Cassel headed back out into the party..
My guess is he was a Raiders fan.
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