The Utterly Frivolous Mock Thread

[patchick]

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I'll lead off with the Uniform Uniforms draft:

1st-Darqueze Dennard, CB
2nd-Andre Williams, RB
3rd-Christian Jones, LB
4th-Mike Davis, WR
4th-Ricardo Allen, CB
6th-James White, RB
6th-Brock Vereen, S
7th-Chandler Jones, WR

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

I'm happy to see Vereen on as many Pats lists as he has been. He was the sole shining light as a freshman corner during the Brewster debacle, and developed into a very good safety during the much more organized Jerry Kill era.

Boston born and through and through a fan of the squads, but now I'm a Golden Gopher living in MN and would love if Vereen ended up wearing the Flying Elvis late in the draft.

To that end, I've attended practices and watched Hageman work his ass off, I've never been a believer that he has a problem with his motor. He'd be welcome in the Elvis as well.

 

[VJCPatriot]

The all M draft -- Their last name must start with M.

Round 1 CJ Mosley LB
Round 2 Kareem Martin DE
Round 3 Jack Mewhort OT
Round 4 Daniel McCullers DT
Round 4 Aaron Murray QB
Round 6 Cassius Marsh DE
Round 6 Jake Murphy TE
Round 7 Eathyn Manumaleuna DT

 

[supafly]

DISCLAIMER: By choosing to click on this thread, you have ceded all rights to compensation for time or brain cells lost herein.


I'll lead off with the Uniform Uniforms draft:

1st-Darqueze Dennard, CB
2nd-Andre Williams, RB
3rd-Christian Jones, LB
4th-Mike Davis, WR
4th-Ricardo Allen, CB
6th-James White, RB
6th-Brock Vereen, S
7th-Chandler Jones, WR

Understanding that it's all in good fun, I just salivate at the thought of having a CB like Darqueze Dennard.

There haven't been many players who I've genuinely wanted, but 2 come to mind recently.

One was not understanding how the hell we could have possibly passed up on Temple's Mo Wilkerson, and the other wanting to desperately move up to snag JJ Watt. There's something about Dennard that gives me the same kind of feeling, even though it'll never happen.

 

[BobDigital]

1 - The secret stuff they drank in space jam which helped them beat the monSTARS. You can't argue with success
2 - 23 yr old Tom Brady clone - We find Brady's successor.
3 - Adam Sandler - Talk about pass rush. You see him in "The Waterboy"?
4 - John Madden - He will be our new OL coach "the key to good offensive line play is to block the other teams players". With that kind of coaching on the OL we will not miss a beat!
4 - Kevin Costner - He will be the GM to lead us. If he is good enough for Draft Day he is good enough for me.
6 - The Seahawks Stadium - We home field advantage now.
6 - Jack Nicholson - Anger management specialist. We don't need another... you know who.
7 - Giant Rock - Instead of a regular center we elect to put in a giant rock. The logistics are challenging but I love the rock's upside.

 

[BobDigital]

BTW more info about the gaint rock for people who don't know

Height - 6 feet
Length - 9 feet (dat wing span)
Weight - about 3 tons

Pros - Did not allow a single sack in 2 yrs of college play. Shows good disciple with not missing a single practice. Is always the first one on the field and last one off. In fact no one can remember the rock ever leaving the field. That is dedication. It was elected a team captain and I am told when film is brought to it on the field will watch it intently never showing signs of inattentiveness.

Cons - People worry about weight. The run blocking is concerning at times. It does not pull or get to the 2nd level. Sometimes does not take to coaching well. It has not learned how to shot-gun snap effectively at this point. It is hoped coaching will help it solve these issues.

Overall - the rock shows a rare skill set and even with the holes in its game made Second Team All American. A lot of coaching is required but if that potential can be tapped this is a HOF talent. One of Mayock's top 10 sleeper picks.