It will be an intense, tight game for various reasons. Primarily for the reason of revenge, best served cold like chocolate pudding.
Tommy Boy is out on his destined revenge tour, a massive middle finger to the NFL in general for all the bs he's had to put up.
But the real story of the game is Cowboys FB Tyler Clutts vs Patriots OL Ryan Wendell, both Fresno State alumni. Cultts fuming, still out for revenge since December 21st, 2007 when Wendell stole his fries. Clutts was exhilarated with the salty goodness, exclaiming they were the best fries he's ever eaten. As Clutts left the room to grab the camcorder to document this beautiful moment, Wendell ate his fries, and Tyler has been awaiting this day since. Tyler Clutts will block the **** out of everyone he comes into contact with, and carry the ball 120 yards and score 3 TDs while he's at it.
Meanwhile, Keshawn Martin has the game of his life, emerging as a huge threat for the Patriots as he goes for 225 yards and 2 TDs on 8 catches.
Brandon Weeden has a great performance, going 97/108, 219 yards and 1 TD and 1 INT. The Romo haters will point at that and ask why he can't do the same every week. He completes his first NFL pass farther than 8 yards, a beautiful slant to Lucky Whitehead, our Fortunate Blemish.
The Cowboys set an NFL record for most injuries in one game. Dallas puts two TEs and Cole Beasely at LT so Tyron Smith can play WR, who catches 6 passes for 101 yards.
Tom Brady is on fire, completing 35 passes for 400 yards and 4 TDs. Two TDs to Martin, two to a triple-coverd Gronk who, in the process of getting his face cut, discovers he is actually part-robot.
Patriots 41 Cowboys 40