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Yeah, the Pats cheated. They went home after the Detroit game, worked (more) on their early season weakness - finishing out games - and Tom Brady cheated by not collapsing into a self-pitying Manning-equin because the Jets beat him early in the season. Those devious bastards cheated and looked at the film of Randy Moss becoming a non-factor, then looked at the future film with Earnie Adams' top-secret (and highly illegal) chrono-camera. And then they forced the Jets to put Woodhead on waivers, then using the chrono-camera, picked him up weeks ago just in preparation for this game. Also, they installed servo-motors in his arms and legs to make him actually worthy of a roster spot, because as everybody knows picking up Lady Tom, Braylon Edwards, and Santonio Holmes is the only formula for success.
Since the JEST had been annointed the off-season super bowl champs, anyone that embarasses them on national TV must be cheating.
It's amazing how Woodhead contained in his clever little melon all the expertise Rex Ryan has accumulated in his coaching career, yet Eric Mangini, the defensive coordinator, could not bring the JEST a similar advantage.
Just when I thought this epic fail of a game would occasion pity for our would-be rivals, they raise douchebaggery to a new level, giving me a whole new reason to hate the Jets.
Here's a boldish prediction: a late-season collapse for the suddenly grounded JEST, as they revert to the mean of their actual play, and don't win every game with a last-seconds hail mary. Filthy Sanchez won a few games that way on fumes and confidence. Let's see how he weathers the utter deflation of that confidence bubble. I may be wrong, but something tells me they bounce up and down and limp backpeddling into the playoffs.
Hey JEST fans, here's an idea: If you lose, shut up and hope your team adjusts. The JEST staff might want to think about that too. They're not playing as big as the NY Hype Machine says. I dunno which is worse, the Colts Fans' pre-scuses or the JEST-fans ex-post-facto conspiracy theories.
Green is the color of envy.
PFnV
Since the JEST had been annointed the off-season super bowl champs, anyone that embarasses them on national TV must be cheating.
It's amazing how Woodhead contained in his clever little melon all the expertise Rex Ryan has accumulated in his coaching career, yet Eric Mangini, the defensive coordinator, could not bring the JEST a similar advantage.
Just when I thought this epic fail of a game would occasion pity for our would-be rivals, they raise douchebaggery to a new level, giving me a whole new reason to hate the Jets.
Here's a boldish prediction: a late-season collapse for the suddenly grounded JEST, as they revert to the mean of their actual play, and don't win every game with a last-seconds hail mary. Filthy Sanchez won a few games that way on fumes and confidence. Let's see how he weathers the utter deflation of that confidence bubble. I may be wrong, but something tells me they bounce up and down and limp backpeddling into the playoffs.
Hey JEST fans, here's an idea: If you lose, shut up and hope your team adjusts. The JEST staff might want to think about that too. They're not playing as big as the NY Hype Machine says. I dunno which is worse, the Colts Fans' pre-scuses or the JEST-fans ex-post-facto conspiracy theories.
Green is the color of envy.
PFnV