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Forgive my naivete regarding the "bidet" process.
My question: Post water blast with resulting wet tuckus...is step number two... a "TP" dryoff session.....or do the "refined" Europeans air dry?
Another question: I'm not sure if modern Euro toilets have a bidet feature included within (2 in 1) [edit....they do] but my last house had a bidet next to the toilet (never used it)......so......am I correct in assuming one takes the dump, then gets off the toilet and moves over to the bidet to finish the process? Does one "saunter" over to the bidet? Crab walk? Hop? Shuffle? Does one have to grip said butt cheeks in a spread position to minimize "sloppiness" during tranfer/crabwalk?
In this new world of politically correct/save the environment everything, I find it interesting that "enlightened" Europeans require two Basins, two water usages , with a TP finisher. And let's not forget the sink hand wash.
And drying off......are you doing jump shots with the used TP back into the toilet? And for those that use towels to dry off, are there his and her butt drying towels ......or is it a sharing system. And if sharing is the norm, doesn't that defeat the goal of ultimate sanitation?
I can see why the French go straight to "surrender" during every conflict. Despite never showering, their elaborate anal cleansing process leaves no time to defend their nation from invasion.
My question: Post water blast with resulting wet tuckus...is step number two... a "TP" dryoff session.....or do the "refined" Europeans air dry?
Another question: I'm not sure if modern Euro toilets have a bidet feature included within (2 in 1) [edit....they do] but my last house had a bidet next to the toilet (never used it)......so......am I correct in assuming one takes the dump, then gets off the toilet and moves over to the bidet to finish the process? Does one "saunter" over to the bidet? Crab walk? Hop? Shuffle? Does one have to grip said butt cheeks in a spread position to minimize "sloppiness" during tranfer/crabwalk?
In this new world of politically correct/save the environment everything, I find it interesting that "enlightened" Europeans require two Basins, two water usages , with a TP finisher. And let's not forget the sink hand wash.
And drying off......are you doing jump shots with the used TP back into the toilet? And for those that use towels to dry off, are there his and her butt drying towels ......or is it a sharing system. And if sharing is the norm, doesn't that defeat the goal of ultimate sanitation?
I can see why the French go straight to "surrender" during every conflict. Despite never showering, their elaborate anal cleansing process leaves no time to defend their nation from invasion.
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