Imagine with me, dear readers... It's the week leading up to the AFC Championship game between the Colts and the heavily favored Patriots. Bob Sanders has been lost for the season and New England demolished their opponents in the divisional round. It's looking bleak for Indy, when Tony Dungy announces that he will come out of retirement to take over as the starting safety. Imagine the headlines! Of course he'd get laid out on the first play from scrimmage and the Colts would lose by 3 TD's, but it would still cement Dungy's reputation as a saint among football coaches.