6. What is the penalty for copyright infringement on a lame celebration dance?
Apparently the league MVP calls out your coach. While it's admittedly bizarre that the been-there, done-that Patriots would take the low road, it's even weirder that LaDainian Tomlinson would call out Bill Belichick. Hey, L.T., it could have been worse. Instead of mocking Shawne Merriman's lame celebration dance, the Patriots could have mimed pulling their pants down and injecting themselves with steroids. I appreciate that L.T. was wounded by the loss and sticking up for a teammate, but Merriman himself has forever forfeited the high road by having nandrolone in his system.
