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Ahhhh, see.... there was already a WHOLE DIFFERENT set of Balls in another bag waiting in the bathroom, that was put there from a secret hole in the floor and all he did was swap bags and take a leak I bet the Patriots have been doing this since 2001....I mean how can anyone rationally explain them winning so damn much?...You damn homers won't give it up and admit it will you?
Obviously this employee took the balls to the bathroom where the patriots had stashed 11 more ball boys with 11 needles and deflated each of the balls. Probably pissed on the colts balls too, dirty cheaters.
Pretty sure you'd have to be some kind of Football deflating world champion in order to deflate 15 balls 2 pounds in 90 seconds.
Another theory.. the ballboy was well coached by BB to deflate 11 balls in 90 seconds.
Pretty sure you'd have to be some kind of Football deflating world champion in order to deflate 15 balls 2 pounds in 90 seconds.
ball boys are NFL employees iircThey gave a pats employee the Colts balls? Does this guy work for the pats or the nfl?
They gave a pats employee the Colts balls? Does this guy work for the pats or the nfl?
BREAKING NEWS: Linda caught leaving bathroom with the attendant. Jay Glazer confirms footballs weren't the only thing beat that day
Just to reflect on how misleading Glazer's report was:
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Breaking news: sources tell @FOXSports the NFL has zeroed in on a locker room attendant w Patriots who allegedly took balls from officials locker room to another area on way to field. Sources say they have interviewed him and additionally have video. Still gauging if any wrong doing occurred with him but he is strong person of interest
You know damn well that we're going to see plenty of videos of someone spending about 8-10 seconds apiece on each ball, thus creating some crazy "what if" scenarios.
You haven't seen the woman who's going to be the first Anglican bishop...
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People have clicked "dislike" on this post, so they must think this woman is hot. It takes all kinds, I guess.
10 seconds is too long though, you run out of time. Even 8 seconds is too long. And that's not even considering getting 12 balls out of a bag and back into the bag.
Everyone is saying "what if he was taking a leak" but I think we need to give some thought to the fact that he could have been jacking off.
Could have been a no-wipe speed dump too. Lots of variables here.
WHAT IF SOMEBODY WAS IN THERE WAITING TO HELP HIM DEFLATE THE BALLS!!!??? SECOND NEEDLER ON THE TURFY KNOLL!!!!"
Are we even certain the ball boy that went in is the same one that came out????
IT WAS HIS TWIN. THE COLTS GOT PRESTIGE'D. SPOILER ALERT, ****ERS.
"So run is through it again. You picked which urinal?"
"And how many times did you shake it?"
He peed on the Colts balls.
Earlier in the year, half a dozen ball boys are brought to Bill's house blindfolded.
In the basement of his house, the ball boys have the blindfolds ripped off them, before them sit a pile of footballs.
Bills looks at them and says "I want these balls deflated as fast as you possibly can. only one of you leaves here"
The ball boys furiously try to deflate the balls. Eventually one stands up and says "done"
Bill nods in approval. The other boys are once again blindfolded and dropped off somewhere in Mexico.
Is this not plausible?