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HELLO MY NAME DIKEMBE
TODAY I WILL REVIEW PATRIOTS-DOLPHIN GAME AND PREVIEW PATRIOTS-JETS
REVIEW
OK SO 1ST HALF WAS CLASSIC JOSH MCDONALD DUMB NESS. JONES GRAY NEVER GOT BALL. STUPID MCDONALD, JONES GRAY IS BEST PLAYER ON THE FIELD! JOSH IS PROBABLY COMMUNIST. IN 2ND HALF, THOUGH, AS GRAY GOT THE BALL AND HAD MANY GOOD RUNS NO? THEN BRENDAN BROWN TACKLED THE DOLPHIN GUY WHO GOT MAD AND TRIED TO CURSE JAMIE COLLIN.... AHAHA CURSES DONT WORK ON JAMIE COLLIN FOOL! TAKE YOUR PENALTY
PREVIEW
DIKEMBES KEYS TO GAME
1. FIND OUT WHO JETS QUARTERBACK IS.
JETS QUARTERBACK CHANGES WEEKLY. GENO SMITH TODAY, MIKE VICK TOMORROW, WHO WILL IT BE NEXT WEEK? MAYBE CHRISTOPH IVORY. PATRIOTS MUST GUESS AND GUESS CORRECTLY.
2. THROW BALL TO BRIAN TIME!!!!
BRIAN TIME IS OPEN ALL THE TIME BUT TOM NEVER WANTS TO THROW HIM THE BALL NO? PROBABLY JOSH MCDONALD FAULT AHA, HE IS SUCH AWFUL COACH. UNLEASH BRIAN TIME
3. OUTSMART REXASAROUS RYAN
SOUNDS EASY NO? BUT AH REXASAROUS RYAN IS CLEVER LITTLE FELLOW AGAINST PATRIOTS. HE ONLY AIMS TO BEAT THEM. WE MUST OUTSMART HIM BY USING MANY DIFFERENT FORMATION. FOR EXAMPLE WE SHOULD TRY ONSIDE KICK WHENEVER WE SCORE BECAUSE JETS ARE SO AWFUL AT EVERYTHING WE WILL GET IT.
PLAYERS TO WATCH: JONES GRAY, BRIAN TIME AND JETS QUARTERBACK (IT IS A MYSTERY)
COACHES TO WATCH: JOSH MCDONALD, REXASAROUS RYAN
DIKEMBE OUT
TODAY I WILL REVIEW PATRIOTS-DOLPHIN GAME AND PREVIEW PATRIOTS-JETS
REVIEW
OK SO 1ST HALF WAS CLASSIC JOSH MCDONALD DUMB NESS. JONES GRAY NEVER GOT BALL. STUPID MCDONALD, JONES GRAY IS BEST PLAYER ON THE FIELD! JOSH IS PROBABLY COMMUNIST. IN 2ND HALF, THOUGH, AS GRAY GOT THE BALL AND HAD MANY GOOD RUNS NO? THEN BRENDAN BROWN TACKLED THE DOLPHIN GUY WHO GOT MAD AND TRIED TO CURSE JAMIE COLLIN.... AHAHA CURSES DONT WORK ON JAMIE COLLIN FOOL! TAKE YOUR PENALTY
PREVIEW
DIKEMBES KEYS TO GAME
1. FIND OUT WHO JETS QUARTERBACK IS.
JETS QUARTERBACK CHANGES WEEKLY. GENO SMITH TODAY, MIKE VICK TOMORROW, WHO WILL IT BE NEXT WEEK? MAYBE CHRISTOPH IVORY. PATRIOTS MUST GUESS AND GUESS CORRECTLY.
2. THROW BALL TO BRIAN TIME!!!!
BRIAN TIME IS OPEN ALL THE TIME BUT TOM NEVER WANTS TO THROW HIM THE BALL NO? PROBABLY JOSH MCDONALD FAULT AHA, HE IS SUCH AWFUL COACH. UNLEASH BRIAN TIME
3. OUTSMART REXASAROUS RYAN
SOUNDS EASY NO? BUT AH REXASAROUS RYAN IS CLEVER LITTLE FELLOW AGAINST PATRIOTS. HE ONLY AIMS TO BEAT THEM. WE MUST OUTSMART HIM BY USING MANY DIFFERENT FORMATION. FOR EXAMPLE WE SHOULD TRY ONSIDE KICK WHENEVER WE SCORE BECAUSE JETS ARE SO AWFUL AT EVERYTHING WE WILL GET IT.
PLAYERS TO WATCH: JONES GRAY, BRIAN TIME AND JETS QUARTERBACK (IT IS A MYSTERY)
COACHES TO WATCH: JOSH MCDONALD, REXASAROUS RYAN
DIKEMBE OUT