Imagine Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann: "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifles a girl's name. Because this is the only p**** you people are going to get!" Maybe the Pats need to go on permanent training camp. Everyone stays in dorm rooms and they have drills all day, every day. Wake them up at 3AM and make them run 5 miles in pads. See how they like that. Make them rehearse plays when they are exhausted from lack of sleep. That'll drum it into their heads. I don't know. Maybe this team is so far gone that even Gunny Hartmann couldn't help them.