Caption this: Week 9, part 1

[ctpatsfan77]

Not a Pats-Dolts pic, but still too funny to pass up.

Did you hear that, football? Mommy says I can keep you!

 

[JSn]

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

 

[chech1965]

Not a Pats-Dolts pic, but still too funny to pass up.

Hi 99? Busy? Yes. Just a little. Call me back on my cleatphone in a couple hours. K?

:canadaflag:

 

[signbabybrady]

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the football] Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

 

[NEGoldenAge]

I will love him and squeeze him and I will call him George.

 

[A.C Vegas]

What was that coach we play we play to win the games. then why are you hiding in the football.

 

[Angry Man]

Oh I love you my football... love you love you love you. Love you so much that I want to HUG you HUG you HUG you.

 

[Scouse Patriot]

Thigpen runs onto the field proudly showing his new born baby football.

 

[Michael]

"Tyler, can you hear me? I think we got some Crazy Glue on the football."