***breaking news***

Discussion in 'The Practice Squad' started by Don Calhoun, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. Don Calhoun

    Don Calhoun On the Roster

    In a bizarre twist for a team that has already been decimated by injuries to key personnel, the New England Patriots suffered even more devastating losses when Bill Belichick, Bob Kraft and Jonathan Kraft all suffered torn ACLs. While watching practice from the sidelines, all three were rolled up on when Donte Hightower and Stephen Gregory piled into them following a play in practice. All three will be placed on season-ending IR. Hightower was heard saying "I had to go low on them because I didn't want to get fined for a hit to the head." All three injuries could've been prevented if they were wearing knee braces. Tom Brady will assume the roles of head coach, GM, vice-president and owner in their absence. "Next man up", said a despondent Brady.
     
  2. Brady_to_Moss

    Brady_to_Moss The Butler did it PatsFans.com Supporter

    Another Patsfans poster trying out for the Onion I see :cool:

    Actually Don I admit I was a little frosted when I first realized I had been had yet again, but caught myself smiling a wry smile (while wearing sunglasses) when I got to the end... Guess we're all kind of laughing through our tears this bizarre season. Not a bad effort.
     
  3. varjao

    varjao In the Starting Line-Up

    ok just for this to not be a completely useless thread, I got a question:

    Does the clock run on a two point conversion attempt?

    I noticed that didn't in Vereen's run last game after the comeback, I don't remember if the browns had a timeout or not.
     
  4. everlong

    everlong Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    In more devastating new this is moved to the practice squad in 3, 2, 1...
     
  5. Galeb

    Galeb PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Some jokes aren't funny because they are either a good idea with poor execution or a bad idea with good execution. This attempt doesn't fall into either of these categories.
     
  6. Don Calhoun

    Don Calhoun On the Roster

    [It UOTE=everlong;3677767]In more devastating new this is moved to the practice squad in 3, 2, 1...[/QUOTE]

    Come on man. We need to laugh at some point so we don't spend this entire season crying with all the injuries. I absolutely love reading this board, but icould use a little levity sometimes.
     
  7. Triumph

    Triumph PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    We do need a good laugh.

    Do you know anyone thats funny?
     
  8. Silver Blue&Red

    Silver Blue&Red PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    I noticed that too. The clock stayed at 31 sec, for what seemed like 5 seconds or so. :confused2:
     
  9. Froob

    Froob Independent Investigator PatsFans.com Supporter

    Nope. 2 pt attempts are their only little world. No time runs and the play is blown deadly immediately if the ball is turned over.
     
  10. 102 Pat

    102 Pat In the Starting Line-Up

    The gameday thread...
     
  11. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer ex-moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

    sorry it took so long. I had other things to do this morning.:cool:
     
  12. borg

    borg Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    Come on man. We need to laugh at some point so we don't spend this entire season crying with all the injuries. I absolutely love reading this board, but icould use a little levity sometimes.[/QUOTE]

    Let me guess....Benny and Yolonda at the fryolator thought this was funny so you got on the McDonalds Wifi and went public.
     
  13. KontradictioN

    KontradictioN So... back to it! PatsFans.com Supporter

  14. sb1

    sb1 Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    I like cheese.
     

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