2017 Colts: Suck for Chuck

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2017 Colts: Suck for Chuck

John Morgan

While we anxiously await the start of the 2017 NFL season, here is a peek behind enemy lines. For Pats fans, a bit of schadenfreude for one of the co-conspirators in the scheme to frame the Patriots by those that never learned the Ideal Gas Law.

Although it is only two games in to the preseason, the 2017 Indianapolis Colts appear to be closer to their 'Suck for Luck' 2011 team than the club that won 33 games from 2012 to 2014 and made it to the AFC championship game. The Colts have not had a winning season since then.

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[TheFlyingWedge]

The Colts suck just for the sake of sucking.

 

[Clonamery]

Suck and Upchuck.

 

[VectorPrime]

Looking forward to the eventual 30-30 on Luck's wasted potential.

 

[oldrover]

Looking forward to this thread hitting 20 pages.

 

[farn]

Looking forward to the eventual 30-30 on Luck's wasted potential.

I think a more compelling 30-30 would be "how were we fooled into thinking Luck was the chosen one?"

In the playoffs he is an INT machine. It's lame to blame the lack of talent around him. He does not need to give the other team the ball. He has yet to show, at any point, that he is more than someone who can - once in a while - put up big numbers.

 

[Tony2046]

I watched half of the Colts Lions preseason game. Wow. That was horrifically beautiful. They really suck.

 

[Ross12]

Looking forward to watching the Colts vs. Jets in the "who sucks the most" contest. Whoever wins, we all win.

 

[Tony2046]

Looking forward to watching the Colts vs. Jets in the "who sucks the most" contest. Whoever wins, we all win.

I can't wait to see the betting odds on that game.

 

[Clonamery]

I can't wait to see the betting odds on that game.

The under may break a record.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Looking forward to the eventual 30-30 on Luck's wasted potential.

Wasn't 2015 the year he surpassed Brady? That's all I heard the entire offseason, and something like 11 of 13 pundits picked the Colts to win the SB.

 

[Bradyking12]

F*ck the Colts, punk f*ck boys had no business over that '06 afccg, and their suck 4 luck has yet to get a win against us suck that Indianapolis lmao, and we just won 2 out of the last 3 Super Bowls lol sucks to be them, on our way to a repeat 3/4 stop me oh my tame that man hahahahahahaha F*CK THE COLTS

 

[reflexblue]

Looking forward to watching the Colts vs. Jets in the "who sucks the most" contest. Whoever wins, we all win.

The jests will Always suck more.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

I think a more compelling 30-30 would be "how were we fooled into thinking Luck was the chosen one?"

In the playoffs he is an INT machine. It's lame to blame the lack of talent around him. He does not need to give the other team the ball. He has yet to show, at any point, that he is more than someone who can - once in a while - put up big numbers.

I'm not so sure about that. Maybe if they just add one more wide receiver with next year's first round pick, it'll put them over the top.....

 

[RedSleevesPinkStripes]

Looking forward to the eventual 30-30 on Luck's wasted potential.

It'll be Manning all over again...


"If he had Brady's teams, he would have won 20 games a season and infinity Superbowls... yea I know that's pretty much impossible but still!"

 

[They_Hate_We]

Maybe Luck should've stuck to acting. He wasn't bad in "The Burbs"

 

[Simpelton]

The jests will Always suck more.

Except that they're trying to suck, so their suck will mean they suck at sucking.

 

[jmt57]

It'll be Manning all over again...


"If he had Brady's teams, he would have won 20 games a season and infinity Superbowls... yea I know that's pretty much impossible but still!"

Pretty sure we are already there.

I googled 'Andrew Luck n' and before I could type any more, 'Andrew Luck needs help' auto filled. When I clicked on that four word phrase I was delivered 1,620,000 results to choose from.

The first few results from that search:

Colts owner Jim Irsay: Andrew Luck needs help from better defense
Colts recognize that Andrew Luck needs help
Colts preview: Andrew Luck gets some needed help with reworked roster
Colts links: Andrew Luck needs help, folks - IndyStar

 

[farn]

I wish them (and the Ravens) nothing but the worst. Ever since the morning after science became a bad guy, both franchises have been nothing but manure. And I love it.

 

[Nunchucks]

Luck needs a good coach