The D&C Show: Mortensen is lying about the Krafts apologizing

PatsWickedPissah said:

Watch out, a blizzard of Dislikes are headed your way. I know.

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Yeah probably. I thank Bob for what he's done and he's one of the best things to happen to this franchise but he's such a pushover. Johnathan looks like he isn't bending over for anyone. If not in title at least let Johnathan be the one working the strings.

raduray said:

Exponent? You mean second hand smoke's bad for you?

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Or asbestos doesn't cause cancer???

Patsfanin Philly said:

Or asbestos doesn't cause cancer???

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Amazing, the science you can buy.

For the right amount of money, they would disprove the law of gravity.

flasox27 said:

For the right amount of money, they would disprove the law of gravity.

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One could argue that Wells charged the NFL 5 million dollars to disprove the Ideal Gas Law.

I am willing to disprove the Law of Gravity to the NFL for a mere 1 million dollars (I am an extraordinarily generous fellow). Here goes:

1. Gravity is a Force.
2. According to Newton's Third Law, for every Force there is an Equal and Opposite Reaction Force, i.e., equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.
3. Thus, since these two forces are equal and opposite, they cancel.
4. Q.E.D., there is no gravity.

Mr. Goodell, please PM me at this site and I'll send my address for the one million dollar check. Thanks for your leadership of the NFL!

God I can't wait for Bill Simmons' HBO show to start.

zydecochris said:

One could argue that Wells charged the NFL 5 million dollars to disprove the Ideal Gas Law.

I am willing to disprove the Law of Gravity to the NFL for a mere 1 million dollars (I am an extraordinarily generous fellow). Here goes:

1. Gravity is a Force.
2. According to Newton's Third Law, for every Force there is an Equal and Opposite Reaction Force, i.e., equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.
3. Thus, since these two forces are equal and opposite, they cancel.
4. Q.E.D., there is no gravity.

Mr. Goodell, please PM me at this site and I'll send my address for the one million dollar check. Thanks for your leadership of the NFL!

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I don't want give any ideas to Goodell. I am afraid he will sanction BB for violating the law of gravity if Brady throws a pass that does n't hit the ground. We can't afford to lose anymore draft picks.