dikembe
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HELLO MY NAME DIKEMBE
TODAY I GIVE PART I MUCH ANTICIPATED PREVIEW OF SUPER BOWL X L I X. EVEN THOUGH MOST HAVE BEEN FOCUS ON STUPID IND(UI)Y ACCUSATION THAT WAS MADE, I HAVE BEEN DOING MUCH RESEARCH ON SEAHAWK THIS WEEK. SEAHAWK HAVE MANY GOOD PLAYERS, INCLUDING RICARDO SHERMANIA, MARSWAG LYNCH, RUSS WILSON, KAM THE CHANCELLOR AND EARL THE SQUIREL. HOWEVER, PATRIOTS CAN DEFINITELY PREVAIL. LETS FOCUS ON EACH PLAYER STRENGTH AND WEAKNESS
RICARDO SHERMANIA: STRENGTH: VERY GOOD AT COMMUNICATION, TALKS MUCH DURING GAMES. TEAMMATES CALL HIM "THE GOLDEN MOUTH" ALTHOUGH ALL REASONS WHY ARE NOT SURE.
WEAKNESS: IS QUITE OVERRATED NO? WENT TO WEST COAST COLLEGE SO PATRIOT CAN FOR SURE FORCE HIM INTO STUPID MISTAKE. IS ALSO SLOW AND HAS STUPID HAIRCUT
MARSWAG LYNCH: STRENGTH: CAUSES MORE NATURAL DISASTER THAN GOD. HURRICANE SANDY? MARSWAG. GREAT ICE STORM OF 98? MARSWAG. DEATH OF TUPAC AND BIGGIE? MARSWAG (BUT UNRELATED). THE MAN IS TERROR BRINGER
WEAKNESS: UNLIKE RICARDO, VERY POOR COMMUNICATION. FORCE RUSS INTO AUDIBLE AND MARSWAG WILL NOT LISTEN, CREATING TURNOVER
RUSS WILSON: STRENGTH: VERY FAST LITTLE MAN NO? CAN THROW FOOTBALL AT WORST TIMES FOR OTHER TEAM, KIND OF LIKE BETTER TIMOTHY TEBOW
WEAKNESS: VERY LITTLE FAST MAN RIGHT? HE WILL GET LOST IN THE TREES AND MISFIRE HIS PASSES. AHA HE LIKE TRAVELING GNOME
KAM THE CHANCELLOR AND EARL THE SQUIREL: STRENGTH: BOTH DUDE HIT HARD... BUT NOT AS HARD AS BROWNER! SOLUTION, BROWNER PLAY OFFENSE, STREET FIGHT OCCURS, ALL 3 GET EJECT. ALSO COOL NAME
WEAKNESS: CANNOT THROW FOOTBALL.
NOW THAT I HAVE IDENTIFIED PERSONAL, PATRIOT WILL HAVE GREAT CHANCE. CHECK BACK LATER FOR PART II
DIKEMBE OUT
TODAY I GIVE PART I MUCH ANTICIPATED PREVIEW OF SUPER BOWL X L I X. EVEN THOUGH MOST HAVE BEEN FOCUS ON STUPID IND(UI)Y ACCUSATION THAT WAS MADE, I HAVE BEEN DOING MUCH RESEARCH ON SEAHAWK THIS WEEK. SEAHAWK HAVE MANY GOOD PLAYERS, INCLUDING RICARDO SHERMANIA, MARSWAG LYNCH, RUSS WILSON, KAM THE CHANCELLOR AND EARL THE SQUIREL. HOWEVER, PATRIOTS CAN DEFINITELY PREVAIL. LETS FOCUS ON EACH PLAYER STRENGTH AND WEAKNESS
RICARDO SHERMANIA: STRENGTH: VERY GOOD AT COMMUNICATION, TALKS MUCH DURING GAMES. TEAMMATES CALL HIM "THE GOLDEN MOUTH" ALTHOUGH ALL REASONS WHY ARE NOT SURE.
WEAKNESS: IS QUITE OVERRATED NO? WENT TO WEST COAST COLLEGE SO PATRIOT CAN FOR SURE FORCE HIM INTO STUPID MISTAKE. IS ALSO SLOW AND HAS STUPID HAIRCUT
MARSWAG LYNCH: STRENGTH: CAUSES MORE NATURAL DISASTER THAN GOD. HURRICANE SANDY? MARSWAG. GREAT ICE STORM OF 98? MARSWAG. DEATH OF TUPAC AND BIGGIE? MARSWAG (BUT UNRELATED). THE MAN IS TERROR BRINGER
WEAKNESS: UNLIKE RICARDO, VERY POOR COMMUNICATION. FORCE RUSS INTO AUDIBLE AND MARSWAG WILL NOT LISTEN, CREATING TURNOVER
RUSS WILSON: STRENGTH: VERY FAST LITTLE MAN NO? CAN THROW FOOTBALL AT WORST TIMES FOR OTHER TEAM, KIND OF LIKE BETTER TIMOTHY TEBOW
WEAKNESS: VERY LITTLE FAST MAN RIGHT? HE WILL GET LOST IN THE TREES AND MISFIRE HIS PASSES. AHA HE LIKE TRAVELING GNOME
KAM THE CHANCELLOR AND EARL THE SQUIREL: STRENGTH: BOTH DUDE HIT HARD... BUT NOT AS HARD AS BROWNER! SOLUTION, BROWNER PLAY OFFENSE, STREET FIGHT OCCURS, ALL 3 GET EJECT. ALSO COOL NAME
WEAKNESS: CANNOT THROW FOOTBALL.
NOW THAT I HAVE IDENTIFIED PERSONAL, PATRIOT WILL HAVE GREAT CHANCE. CHECK BACK LATER FOR PART II
DIKEMBE OUT
