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HAHAHAHAHHA, **** YOU JETS STOOGE
Highlights from his article:
The Evil Empire will be looking up at the Jets in the AFC East standings when Tom Brady returns.
The fine folks that make up Patriot Nation will now convince themselves that osmosis will help rookie Jacoby Brissett win the next two games against the Texans and Bills before Brady returns from exile. Spoiler alert: He won't. (More on that later).
To make matters worse for the New England crazies, the Jets will be all alone atop the division upon Brady's return, which is enough to make them reach back for some lame and predictable jokes from the past.
So, [the Jets will] be 3-1 when Brady returns from his Deflategate punishment.
Never say never with the Patriots — except for now. Belichick faces an impossible mission with Brissett in the next two games. The Hoodie Fan Club needs to think about this logically.
Belichick is brilliant, but let's be realistic. He's not going to climb this mountain.
Let's see if that changes when J.J. Watt is bearing down on [Brissett].
Belichick won't be able to fix this problem. He'll be chasing the team that he loves to hate when Brady comes back.