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Steve:Section 102 · 12-27-2012, 02:18 PM

Must've had my head in the sand...or snow...whatever....I missed this and had to go read it. My reaction was "that's pretty funny. Probably not the smartest thing to do for a guy looking for a big pay day eventually."

I am with the "who cares" crowd. We've already had this guy on the damn internet making like Johnny Wad. Whatever. Go knock out some runningbacks, bro.

Captain Cliche · 12-27-2012, 02:32 PM

Notice how much better our drafts have been since they lowered the knucklehead tolerance limit??

Mallet, Hernandez, Spikes, Dennard, Bolden...all have had character flags.

What were you like when you were in your 20's? I used to wake up in places like corn fields, pumpkin patches, parking lots, and jail.

These are football players. Pretty hard to field a team of Nobel laureates.

***KontradictioN*** · 12-27-2012, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Cliche

Notice how much better our drafts have been since they lowered the knucklehead tolerance limit??

Mallet, Hernandez, Spikes, Dennard, Bolden...all have had character flags.

What were you like when you were in your 20's? I used to wake up in places like corn fields, pumpkin patches, parking lots, and jail.

These are football players. Pretty hard to field a team of Nobel laureates.

You woke up in fields in Alaska?

DocHoliday · 12-27-2012, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Cliche

Notice how much better our drafts have been since they lowered the knucklehead tolerance limit??

Mallet, Hernandez, Spikes, Dennard, Bolden...all have had character flags.

What were you like when you were in your 20's? I used to wake up in places like corn fields, pumpkin patches, parking lots, and jail.

These are football players. Pretty hard to field a team of Nobel laureates.

Yes. Goodie 2 shoes have no place on defense

Triumph · 12-27-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Cliche

Notice how much better our drafts have been since they lowered the knucklehead tolerance limit??

Mallet, Hernandez, Spikes, Dennard, Bolden...all have had character flags.

What were you like when you were in your 20's? I used to wake up in places like corn fields, pumpkin patches, parking lots, and jail.

These are football players. Pretty hard to field a team of Nobel laureates.

True, but what you say and do has consequences once youre in the NFL.

In lieu of NFL players problems with drunk driving and drug use, it doesnt seem wise to joke about having a line and a shot with Santa.

***BradyFTW!*** · 12-27-2012, 02:46 PM

Brandon Spikes is not a smart man. We already knew this. I still don't care, as long as he's on the field and performing on Sunday.

captain stone · 12-27-2012, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by reflexblue

Its magic dust dude, it helps santa and the raindeer fly.

"Santa Claus & His Old Lady" is my favorite Christmas bit.

Cheech & Chong ~ Santa Claus And His Old Lady - YouTube

And CokaDopaHol is cool too, when taken in moderation in a safe environment, of course.

Captain Cliche · 12-27-2012, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KontradictioN

You woke up in fields in Alaska?

The homeless mortality rate is probably higher up here than the national average (just had to add one more tasteless joke).

fnordcircle · 12-27-2012, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KontradictioN

I've already decided what my point was. What I didn't understand was the intention of your OP, which should have been obvious after the response.

That I think that the people who care about this are morons with no perspective?

Sorry if I was beating around the bush too much.

PP2 · 12-27-2012, 03:52 PM

Really wish he would shut the **** up. He is very invaluable to our defense, and I would hate to see him suspended for something easily avoided.

And yes, while he has the right to say anything, his employer/workplace unfortunately doesn't agree with that sentiment.