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***Tunescribe*** · 01-16-2013, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NJPatsfan26

So if no one wants the job, can the NFL some how disqualify them from the 2013 season?

No. NFL Films stipulates in its contract with the league that New Jersey must be available to provide footage for its annual "Football Follies" segment.

NJPatsfan26 · 01-16-2013, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Tunescribe

No. NFL Films stipulates in its contract with the league that New Jersey must be available to provide footage for its annual "Football Follies" segment.

well they have that set for the next decade with the buttfumble

just reply that over and over, and everyone will be entertained!

***Joker*** · 01-16-2013, 09:26 PM

"buttfumble buttfumble!" you scummy little Rat trolls reading this thread...forever it is YOU that will always be known for a face full of azz...you all claim you live and breathe Rat football and feel everything your hero Sancrud does. so by extension, every one of YOU Jet cruds ate the azz that day and will for every day you walk the earth in buttfumble shame...idiots..

***Rob0729*** · 01-16-2013, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaZX6R

Not sure if serious or just plain Jets....erh I mean stupid...same thing.

Is the Patriots offense a "gimmick" offense - Jets Insider.com Forums

That and other recent threads just show me how little Jets fans know about football. They think everything the Pats do is illegal because apparently they don't know the rules of football. They clearly don't know the rules for what is offensive pass interference when it come to setting a pick.

BTW, what will Jets fans do if the Pats win the Super Bowl this year? Their go to line "the Pats haven't won the Super Bowl since Spygate" was their last go to line to diminish the Pats' accomplishments.

Also, LOL at the poster who thinks Bradshaw is better than Brady. Why? Because he has four Super Bowl wins? I wouldn't put Bradshaw ahead of many QB with less or no Super Bowl wins including Peyton Manning, Elway, Marino, and Favre.

Lastly, I love Jets fans logic on Belichick and Brady. If they want to tear down Belichick, he is a product of Brady and has a losing record without him. If they want to tear down Brady, it is because if great coaching by Belichick and the player Belichick put around them otherwise he would be a mediocre QB. According to Jets fans, both Belichick and Brady suck really bad, but are so incredibly great that they hide each other's suckitude.

***Frezo*** · 01-16-2013, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Joker

]b]"buttfumble buttfumble!"[/b] you scummy little Rat trolls reading this thread...forever it is YOU that will always be known for a face full of azz...you all claim you live and breathe Rat football and feel everything your hero Sancrud does. so by extension, every one of YOU Jet cruds ate the azz that day and will for every day you walk the earth in buttfumble shame...idiots..

New from The Cheesecake Factory, the incredible Sancheese "Butt Fumble" cake!

JoeSixPat · 01-17-2013, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob0729

That and other recent threads just show me how little Jets fans know about footbal.

Yet when it comes to their own team they proudly boast that Wrecks has created an offense and defense that has consistently been among the top 32 in the league.

***Clonamery*** · 01-17-2013, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Frezo

New from The Cheesecake Factory, the incredible Sancheese "Butt Fumble" cake!

Oh that just is incredibly distasteful and disgusting.....

It's perfectly Jest!

(Just one thing....where are the green beans?)

BritPat · 01-18-2013, 03:45 PM

A bit of light relief to break the seriousness of yet another big game involving the Pats.....

The Jets have found a GM!

It looks like they've settled on Seattle VP of Football Administration, John Idzik (nah, me neither).

Also, they've seemingly found a new OC too......Marty Mornhinweg.

***Deus Irae*** · 01-18-2013, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BritPat

A bit of light relief to break the seriousness of yet another big game involving the Pats.....

The Jets have found a GM!

It looks like they've settled on Seattle VP of Football Administration, John Idzik (nah, me neither).

Also, they've seemingly found a new OC too......Marty Mornhinweg.

Both were number 536 on their wish lists...

***Rob0729*** · 01-18-2013, 04:08 PM

I just saw this ad on Craig's List:

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Requirements:

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