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The Gr8est · 01-02-2013, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ewg_gestalt

It's faithful to Tebow, for sure, but it totally misrepresents Sanchez—he should be bringing up the rear—or at the very least sliding into the rear.

They originally had a mannequin with Brandon Moore's jersey, but they couldn't keep the Sanchize mannequin on it's feet until they removed it.

***IcyPatriot*** · 01-02-2013, 09:19 PM

Post #5,000 coming soon ... a genuine autographed big toe from Rex ryan I hear.

***Tunescribe*** · 01-02-2013, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by IcyPatriot

Post #5,000 coming soon ... a genuine autographed big toe from Rex ryan I hear.

Either that, or ...

***Deus Irae*** · 01-02-2013, 09:33 PM

The great calendar of an entire culture, the once-mighty Mayans, ended this year. The world goes on, however, because the Gods want to see just how low the Jets suckage can go.

NJPatsfan26 · 01-02-2013, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Deus Irae

The great calendar of an entire culture, the once-mighty Mayans, ended this year. The world goes on, however, because the Gods want to see just how low the Jets suckage can go.

Even if the Mayans were right and the world did end, the jest suckage would continue on and on throughout the vast universe so that every other species would have this sense that something was really wrong.

Then the suckage would never end, it would just expand..

***Tunescribe*** · 01-02-2013, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NJPatsfan26

Even if the Mayans were right and the world did end, the jest suckage would continue on and on throughout the vast universe so that every other species would have this sense that something was really wrong.

Then the suckage would never end, it would just expand..

Many millions of years from now, Green Beans suckage will manifest cosmically as a black hole.

NJPatsfan26 · 01-02-2013, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Tunescribe

Many millions of years from now, Green Beans suckage will manifest cosmically as a black hole.

Well north jersey has been called that before so it would be fitting!

maddad · 01-02-2013, 09:57 PM

I saw this in a thread over at gang green that was comparing Bill to Rex. I laughed and wanted to share.
TheGangGreen.com Message Board - View Single Post - Bellichick since 2004...Rex since 2009

NJPatsfan26 · 01-02-2013, 10:18 PM

oh the power of the internets :

Google search the jets suck results About 4,840,000

even google dosent know how much they suck

found this one hilarious :

Jets Suck T-Shirt / Sweatshirt - Just End Their Season

***Deus Irae*** · 01-02-2013, 10:28 PM

I was perusing a JI thread when I came across this doozy as part of a longer post:

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rex btw - top 10 defense every year. anyone remember mangini's defenses ranks?

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - DWoody on ESPN 98.7

Now, looking at it away from the yardage factor, here are the scoring offense and defense rankings for both Mangini and Ryan...

Offense:

Ryan - 17, 13, 13, 28
Mangini - 18, 25, 9 (The 25 ranking is the year Pennington went down and clemens took over, the 9 ranking is despite Favre playing about half the season with an arm injury)

Defense:

Ryan - 1,6,20,20
Mangini - 6,19,18

Mangini got fired for doing a better job than Rex has. That just shows how much the fluke playoff run has done to keep the Ryan regime afloat and to keep our entertainment going.