Tunescribe

"Let's go get a goddamn snack."

That was just wrong, on so many levels.

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Beware ... The Patriot Attack Parrot!

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Displaced - Fan

One season Monday night football was on in the bedroom while I was in the bathroon brushing my teeth. My wife asks from the bedroom "What does it mean when they hold up a D and a Fence?" Soon as she said it she knew it was a HUGE blonde moment. We laughed for like an hour.

Ron Sellers

- The rationale from all of those that thought the Patriots would or should draft Tim Tebow.

- The rationale from all of those that thought the Patriots would or should have signed Mike Vick.

- The rationale from all of those that thought the Patriots should have extended Matt Cassel and traded Tom Brady.

- The rationale from all of those that thought there was no reason for Belichick to keep Brady on the roster because it was obvious Michael Bishop should be the starting quarterback.

- "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theisman

- "We're not attempting to circumcise the rules." - Bill Cowher

- "People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher." - Craig 'Ironhead' Heyward

- "I want to rush for 1000 or 1500 yards, whichever comes first." - George Rogers

- "The purpose of the center during the snap is to get the ball to the quarterback, and if that doesn't happen it usually results in a fumble." - John Madden

- "You guys line up alphabetically by height."

- "It's a humbling thing being humble." - Maurice Claret

- "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."

- "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." - University of Houston player

- "It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids." - Ron Meyer

- "I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating." - Jim Finks

- "I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers... I mean Chargers." - BB

- "Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle." - Karl Mecklenburg

- "I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." - Jerry Rice

- "Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States." - Lee Corso

- "I'm the football coach around here and don't you remember it."

- "I used to have this slight speech implement and couldn't remember things before I took the Sam Carnegie course."

- "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."

- "Just remember the words of Patrick Henry - 'Kill me or let me live.'"

- "The greatest thing just happened to me. I just got indicted into the Florida Sports Hall of Fame. They had a standing observation for me."

- "Look at that little monkey run." - Howard Cossell

italia44

.......not when you can have a hot dog with a mass murderer at "Sullys" on Castle Island.

Defsoul

Joe Theismann calling Danny Woodhead 'Danny Wood****' was pretty hilarious.

PatsWickedPissah

THIS is precisely what an off season thread should be. Way to go!

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Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as "bad luck." RAH

Uncle Rico

Awesome. Right up the with the legend of Dizzy Dean, who, after several shots of a couple kissing in the stands during a baseball game, said "That young feller is kissing her on the strikes and she's kissing him on the balls."

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"If they sought to intimidate us, to terrorize us, to shake us from ... the values that make us who we are, as Americans -- well, it should be pretty clear by now that they picked the wrong city to do it. Not here in Boston. Not here in Boston."
—President Barack Obama, April 18, 2013



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mgcolby

I was in line at a costco food window in Northern VA wearing my Pats polo. When a very loud obnoxious guy turned his attention to my shirt and said "you root for cheaters?"

I shook my head and smiled, to which he replied "no, its true they proved it the Patriots are cheaters."

Everyone is now staring in our direction because of this loud ass.

So I asked him who he rooted for?

"The Redskins" he replied.

I told him to google his new coach and cheating, and then get back to me. This was about two months after they signed Shannahan.

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Hey, Bill you're wasting Brady's prime years......oh wait....
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Mike the Brit

A summary of the game from 3 year old Owen, just arrived in the U.S.: "Man blow whistle. All fall down."

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My prized possessions: Our family pictures; my dad and me getting doused by Bruschi in Super Bowl XXXIX [Shalize Manza Young Up Close with ... Bill Belichick]


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