01-12-2011, 07:44 PM
Join Date: Sep 2009
Re: Predict our first drive Sunday
1. Screen to Woodhead - 13 yard gain
Brady comes to the line and points out the mike. Cromartie starts jumping up and down saying to Coach Ryan and the sideline reporter, "See?! See?! He pointin n ****z!"
2. Pass to Branch - 57 yard TD
Brady points to the Jets bench. Ryan and the Jets starting jumping and hollering about it.
3. Mesko walks into the end zone for the two-point conversion because only two Jets are on the field.
Rex calls a timeout so his team can regroup. Then, he notices Brady staring at him from the sidelines. He jumps and hoots and hollers and all the Jets start getting upset at Brady's steely stare into the Jets bench. Tomlinson puts his helmet and cape on to shield him from Tom's gaze.
4. Kickoff - Pats recover at the 13 yard line because the Jets forgot to put out a receiving unit.
Rex calls another timeout to get the team back together, but forgets to do that because of the foam feet in the crowd. He salivates for 30 seconds, and realizes he's out of time, so he challenges the last play to buy him more time. Cromartie's left the field and headed toward Patriot place trying to expand his progeny, while Sanchez is getting a hot dog in the concourse, and Tomlinson is curled up in the corner crying about the mean Pats fans.
We get what we deserve.
On a day when they could have had impact players David Terrell or Koren Robinson..they took Georgia defensive tackle Richard Seymour, who had 1 sacks last season in the pass-happy SEC and is too tall to play tackle at 6-6 and too slow to play defensive end. This genius move was followed by trading out of a spot where they could have gotten the last decent receiver in Robert Ferguson and settled for tackle Matt Light, who will not help any time soon.