PatsFanInVa

To-do list:

- Take several luxury rental limos from Miami/Dade airport to Mercury Morris' house, surround house and fill driveway with said vehicles, and then call him when 50 odd guys are outside the front door dressed in tuxes

- Present Mercury Morris wedding dress, say "Get dressed b***"

- Get video.

- Send case of champagne to remainder of 72 Dolphins, c/o Coach Shula

- Overprint the label with a label that says "Chateau Asterisque 2007"

- Also send Shula a package of Dan Marino diet stuff he shills

- Find list of 72 Dolphins' grand-daughters. Strike out names of those under 19. Give list to Tom Brady.

- Buy every spare piece of real estate available in Morris' neighborhood, erecting signs that say "19 > 17."

reject

Wow, through all of this I forgot about Dan "Bitter" Marino. He must be ripping his hair out somewhere.

PatsFanInVa

LOL... amazing how even-keeled Dan Marino looks after a few weeks of Mercury Morris' sorry superanuated butt.

Joker

"superannuated butt"...man, you can really turn a phrase

PatsFanInVa

You're too kind. I've given up all phrase-turning for dollars (never many,) and now save it all for Patsfans.com. I've just realized I care more about the Pats than love, death, the state of the world, and pretty much everything else.

I'm just sorry it took so long to get my priorities straight.