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Old 09-15-2010, 07:05 PM   #1
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Looks like Belichick has really gone off the deep end here. I mean, I know he's been a little more open about injuries, etc., than in the past, but this seems like a lot. I heard that this site was created to drum up some cash at the request of Robert Kraft, who is pretty desperate to pay Brady and Wilfork. I'm surprised that it wasn't more professionally designed, as it looks like it's from 1993. Anyway, I'm excited, as now we won't have to constantly wonder about the injury report and game strategies.



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This week Bill's official insider website has been updated with the following highlights:


The War Room




Bill and Bill (Belichick and O'Brien) discuss this week's game plan against the New York Jets. "You won't believe this trick play!"- Bill assures you. The two chess masters also breakdown formations, matchups, and personnel for Sunday's game. Must have elite membership status to see it. You won't believe it!!!


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Bill brings in team doctors for real-time updates on recent Patriots' injuries. "If you want to find about Julian Edelman's status for Sunday, sign up now!" Bill implores. Bill talks about each player's specific ailments and how that could translate to potential weaknesses on Sunday, as well as possible replacements and game alterations.


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Belichick-EN's Fantasy Picks



Bill dresses up in his chicken suit, fends off a hungry Vince Wilfork, and talks about his CAN'T MISS fantasy players for Week 2, including a certain Patriots "unknown" that is ready to BBRREEEAKKK-OOOUUUTTT!!!! Bill says: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I guarantee this player will hit paydirt at least three times." Who is it? Sign-up to find out.


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Bill discusses his Week 2 LOCKS as he takes on Vegas. Bill says that one game is guaranteed to produce a winner, with a money-back guarantee. An opportunity like this only comes around a few times per season. Bill tells us "If you buy a premium membership, I'll tell you which 'can't lose' game to parlay it with."

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Listen to this week's podcast, as Bill's Beli-CHICKS gossip with him about this week's hot stories. Tom and Giselle on the outs? Find out which celebrity Wes has been cozying up with. Randy's rant. Plus, Bill interviews Perez Hilton.

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Old 09-15-2010, 08:27 PM   #2
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Any chance that, if I get a platinum membership, Bill will give me a fashion makeover?
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of course he'll come by and cut all thesleeves for you
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Okay. Who, here, wouldn't off themselves if this ever actually happened.
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why would you off yourself it's be hilarious and without adoubt filled with false info too.

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Bonus points for the Madden ambulance.
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Please, PLEASE stop giving Rex Ryan more media wh0ring ideas.
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