08-22-2006, 06:58 AM
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Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: NOVA
Posts: 6,156
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Re: I believe...I don't believe...
I believe the children are the future...you can teach them well, but then, eventually you must let them lead the way, and show them all that beauty they possess inside.
I believe in Crystal Light, because I believe in me.
I believe in the soul. The c0ck. The *******. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight.
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When it's third and 10, you can have the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. -- R.I.P. Max McGee
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