taltos

That has to leave a mark!

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OntarioPatsFan

I think he can only qualify as an 'honourable mention' seeing as he didn't finish the job (yet).

njpatsfan

If you thought that was amusing, here is a link to the funniest "pyrotechnics and alcohol do not mix" video of all time.

*Warning - may not want to play it at work*

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttrocket.html

Note the subject's lack of appreciation of the function of the sphincter muscle.


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Tunescribe

No, that award goes to his girlfriend, who admitted her relationship with him AFTER the the moron blew his head up.

godef

Yeah you're right. He's free to breed more like himself.

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Dragda

I have a friend I was camping with on July 4th one year. He had way too many bottle rockets and was annoying the crap out of everybody with his use of them. Later into the night when the legendary volumes of beer settled in he decided he would hold one in his teeth and light it. For some reason he couldn't get it out of his teeth. It was wobbling wildly up and down, singed off his mustache and burnt the crap out of his lips. It finally broke free and hit the camp fire dousing us all with sparks. The bottle rocket bounced out and hit another young lady in the chest. She was so pissed she couldn't speak.