Run for Your Lives: He's Spawning!!!!!!!! - New England Patriots Forums

***shmessy*** · 08-14-2006, 08:34 AM

From today's Bostonsportsmedia.com:

"By the way, congratulations are in order for Borges, who revealed on the WBCN Patriots Pregame show on Friday night that he is going to be a father."

***PATSNUTme*** · 08-14-2006, 08:53 AM

So, he finally found out that he can do more than just pee with it? I don't think so.

I think we should look into this. Who is the source of this information? Who is the woman that would marry Wrong Borges? Would any woman actually go through the mating ritual with him?

There is much more to this story than what he is telling. That is just his spiin. Why doesn't he hold a press conference to get these questions answered? What is his trying to hide?

***shmessy*** · 08-14-2006, 08:58 AM

Patsnutme wrote: "Who is the woman that would marry Wrong Borges? Would any woman actually go through the mating ritual with him?"
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Answer: "Ladies and Gentleman, introducing Ron and Aurora Faye Borges!"

***maverick4*** · 08-14-2006, 09:04 AM

I can't wait for his kid to grow a little older, read some of his dad's old columns, and proclaim him an idiot.

I give it 10 years.

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PromisedLand · 08-14-2006, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by maverick4

I can't wait for his kid to grow a little older, read some of his dad's old columns, and proclaim him an idiot.

I give it 10 years.

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I just feel sorry for the kid altogether. Can you imagine having Mr. Negative for a father?

***maverick4*** · 08-14-2006, 09:12 AM

Exactly.

It will be hilarious/tragic for the kid when he grows up a HUGE Patriots fan, and then realizes his dad was the biggest Patriots hater during their dynasty.

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***shmessy*** · 08-14-2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by maverick4

Exactly.

It will be hilarious/tragic for the kid when he grows up a HUGE Patriots fan, and then realizes his dad was the biggest Patriots hater during their dynasty.

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Don't worry. The baby room is already painted silver and black.

Hoodie · 08-14-2006, 09:26 AM

Clearly a joke. No self respecting woman would allow that man within ten yards for her.

***Tunescribe*** · 08-14-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoodie

Clearly a joke. No self respecting woman would allow that man within ten yards for her.

Rumor has it that she was purchased from a poor family in India. If this isn't true, we can only hope the child is adopted. Any kid inheriting Borges' looks has a huge problem from day one.

***fgssand*** · 08-14-2006, 10:00 AM

Are you kidding me?? Isn't he like 60 years old or something? Way too old to be starting a family, he won't make it to his kids grammer school graduation...poor kid.