shakadave

I am Logan Mankins. I agreed a year ago to play this past year on the promise that I would be taken care of in 2010. You Patriots have wronged me. I was raised where a man's word is everything. I took you at your word. You promised me you'd take care of me but that was a lie. You offered me only 7 million dollars a year to play guard. I am a jerk.

Yours tool-ly,

---Logan

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Please, God, don't let us ever suck as bad as the 2011 Cowboys did in the Jets opener.
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"I got a little shine on and showed you guys a little taste of my speed."

----Vince Wilfork, Jan. 7, 2007

Joker

I am Rex Ryan. I agreed a year ago to coach the NY Jets on the promise that I would be fed a 10,000 calorie diet. You Jets have fed me salads,rice and beans. I was raised where a man's gut is everything. I took you at your word. You promised me you'd take care of me but that was a lie. You offered me only cafeteria food. I am now a hungry jerk.

Yours blubberingly drunk,

----Rex "The Inhaler" Ryan

Gwedd

I am Albert Haynesworth. I took your money.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Trade me, or I will become more petulant!

patsfan-1982

i am the voice of betty grable and i say the corn stays on the table

Brady2Welker

Im the voice of Tom Brady. screw you guys, BB, and the krafts. Imma go play with my boy mike singletary.... Or at least that's what a portion of this board predicts.

Mike the Brit

I am the Voice of Christmas Past. I think I'm lost.

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My prized possessions: Our family pictures; my dad and me getting doused by Bruschi in Super Bowl XXXIX [Shalize Manza Young Up Close with ... Bill Belichick]


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They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Well, Pats fans should be invincible by now. [Fitzy, 16 November 2009]

Still here to learn

lillestroom

Hi...

I'm Ty Law.

I've been on the slide since I left Foxboro and am nothing better that a situational nickelback now.

I hate the Pats. I've got to feed my family somehow. Wait on... thats the Globe on my caller ID. Ching Ching.

F*** you all.

Pats726

(I don't think Haynesworth would understand that word...petulant...)

Bostonian1962

When I a player like Mankin's lies like he has been, all the while calling the other side a liar, can he still show face again on that team? When he says, 'the team lied as they told me they'd address my contract during the uncapped year', it implies that they didn't. Now that we know he was offered $7M per year by that team, HE clearly lied. Can you trust somebody like that again to play on your team?

Bostonian1962

Hell, I don't understand the word petulant, and I'm honoring my contract and showing up at work.