Lloyd_Christmas

What is the best, strangest, or just most interesting fortune you have gotten?

Someone mentioned gambling on Chinese food in another thread and it made me think of Cool or Weird Fortune Cookie messages.

I always get typical ones, but people with me seem to get interesting ones.

The best one ever was: "You will be fortunate in everything you do."

My friend who got that one refuses to this day to read another fortune from a fortune cookie cuz he says that you can't top that one.

The weirdest one was: "Quick! Make circles with mints. Do not wait!"

I still have no idea what the hell that is supposed to mean

primetime

"Your fortune is in another cookie."

Pat the Pats Fan

"That wasn't Chicken"

edzo44

"We've upped our standards, so up yours"

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borg

And then..........And then.........And thennnnnnn....

JoeSixPat

that's my favorite too

Runners up:

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial"

and

"The price of stamps will grow ever higher"

The best actual fortune I ever got read "Expect the unexpected"

OK... good advice... but wait... if I expect the unexpected, then its not unexpected anymore, is it? So I shouldn't expect that - I should expect something else.... but wait... now I'm not expecting that one anymore, so I SHOULD expect it, shouldn't I?

Whoa!!!!

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dryheat44

"You will find Happiness in a new love"

Followed by:

"Stick with your wife"

Luckily, desserts aren't always right.

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When it's third and 10, you can have the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. -- R.I.P. Max McGee

Harrison37

Old Chinese Proverb say: Man who pass gas in church, sit on pew.

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"Book the flights...we're comin' to Jacksonville! Whuuut?" - Rosevelt Colvin, AFC Championship Game

tatepatsfan

Sitting in the dorm room with only my roomate:

"Give a kiss to the person sitting next to you"

And once at a restaurant with all my friends and my girlfriend sitting next to me:

"Your future with your wife will be wonderful"

Michael

And of course you're always suppose to add "in bed" to the end of the fortune.

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