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The above photo is a St elmos **** ****tail, notice the shrimp haven't been sliced down the back and cleaned of their bowels.
Below is an example of properly cleaned shrimp, slice down the back and their digestive remains removed: IMG_4876-682x1024(pp_w409_h614).jpg

If I was being fair, there were many pictures of a cleaned st elmos offering, but I'm assuming that's for their pompous list of "notable patrons," while the mouth breathing masses are left to prove you are what you eat.
 
WOW! Fitzy's back. He's been AWOL to Lameo for a while, but that might have been his best!
 
Fitzy is awesome!
 
C'min now Stone, let your hair down. "Any given Sunday....blah blah blah" See, this isn't just any Sunday, this is THE SUNDAY when Tommy Fahckin Brady and the Patriots walk into InDUI Stadium led by Bill Belichick and proceed to thoroughly destroy a joke of a team with a regressing "OMG he's the next best QB ever" leading the charge after stepping aside for a few weeks while 93 year old Matt Hasselback managed to win two games while playing with a walker. Their secondary makes our '11 version look like the Seahawks of the last few years. Nick Saban wouldn't trade offensive lines with Grigson (who sent a first to Cleveland for Trent Richardson, signed Dion Lewis, and cut him two weeks later).

Yes, losing Solder hurts, but not against this pathetic, bumbling, booze and drug fueled abortion of a franchise.

I want fake kneel downs on the 5, flea flickers, tackle eligible, a 70 yd td pass to williams with a couple DBs being destroyed by he and Gronk, his lead blocker, tossing wannabe NFL football players all over a wannabe NFL franchise's field, in front of a mouth breathing consortium of wannabe relevant citizens who live in one of the most boring parts of the country. "But, but...the spicy shrimp ****tail at St. Elmo's!" (With the uncleaned shrimp....)Those morons literally enjoy eating ****, and paying through the nose to do so (either week one or two they showed this "famous" shrimp ****tail being consumed, the shrimp weren't cleaned). Think about that. The best thing the cess pool of prescriptions that is Indianapolis has going for it is shrimp cooked with their own feces, with a spicy ****tail sauce.

I want the entire embarrassment that is the Colts front office, through to the players and then their even more pathetic fans, to catch such an ass pounding on national TV that they IR Luck ten minutes after the game, and start playing for a top pick. We all know Grigson would take a RB or WR anyway, letting a snot blower drop that much closer to our first pick at 64.

It's a few short days away, and it will truly be "A Gronking to remember."

Pats 83, Colts 3
Luck INTs 4
Irsay Narcan Injections 2
No doubt that I would love to see this happen too, but when considering that this is their first game without Solder, so there is still some degree of uncertainty, and that we are currently dangerously thin at CB, I would settle for merely the win without injuries if we don't jump to any morale-deflating leads.

Update: our CB depth is no longer dangerously thin; it is nonexistent.
 
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DIKEMBE FITZY COLLABERATE SOON?
 
DIKEMBE FITZY COLLABERATE SOON?
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