Brady's "legacy"

Here’s a true sentence packed with enough ridiculousness to blast a person across the room like a cannon: a U.S. District Court ruling is anticipated today or tomorrow on whether one of the NFL’s all-time greatest players can be penalized for having general knowledge that some footballs were at some point fractionally less inflated than they may have been at some other point prior to the start of a playoff game, for unknown reasons, and to unknown, dubious effect. This ruling will notably not be made by Gonzo, adorably dressed in robes and a powdered parliament wig, but by an actual, you know, judge. A real human judge.

Here’s a thing that will not be influenced today, via this ruling, nor via anything that happens after today, nor by anything that happened before today, because it is completely imaginary and we all need to lean into a handful of smelling salts and stop talking about it already: Tom Brady’s “legacy.”

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scott99 said:

The morons who try to belittle his accomplishments or say they are tainted, oh well, you can't fix stupid.

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Tony2046 said:

This guy really has a plow the road type writing style. Fun to read.

Tom Brady will give the remotest **** about what an unknowable number of sad-ass football fans and hot-take writers think of his “legacy.” I was the greatest player of my generation and I have an idyllic existence, but Rocco in Utica says my Super Bowls are invalidated [kills self].

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Off The Grid said:

Dude, no offense, but you blew the quote, which considerably diluted and frankly muddled its Meaning. I admire your taste and your comment, but feel obliged to correct the record, so here's the whole passage:

"...the least likely thing in the whole world is that Tom Brady will give the remotest **** about what an unknowable number of sad-ass football fans and hot-take writers think of his “legacy.”

I was the greatest player of my generation and I have an idyllic existence, but Rocco in Utica says my Super Bowls are invalidated [kills self]."

I hope you'll forgive what may be perceived as a Grammar Police Moment.

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Tony2046 said:

Grid, never hesitate to correct my grammar. I welcome it. I should of eek paid closer attention.

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