Anonymous Deity: Defamegate is "embarrassing to humanity, entire infinite universe"

GrogansArmy said:

Have you been drinking? Cuz I have and I'm a little lost here.

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Ice_Ice_Brady said:

An anonymous deity and semi-lord over mankind and the universe, has declared that Roger Goodell, Jeff Pash, Mike Kensil, etc. are "embarrassing " and giving the ever expanding physical universe a "bad name." The deity, who wished to remain unnamed, marveled that the human race created semiconductors, sent astronauts to the moon, and doubled the average lifespan with modern medicine but are unable to see through a foolish setup of Tom Brady that is "filled with logical errors and outright lies."

The deity is considering joining the universe of anti-matter, which it believes would have easily found Brady innocent and compressed Roger Goodell's body into a black hole where it will fold into itself in an infinite loop.

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Ice_Ice_Brady said:

An anonymous deity and semi-lord over mankind and the universe, has declared that Roger Goodell, Jeff Pash, Mike Kensil, etc. are "embarrassing " and giving the ever expanding physical universe a "bad name." The deity, who wished to remain unnamed, marveled that the human race created semiconductors, sent astronauts to the moon, and doubled the average lifespan with modern medicine but are unable to see through a foolish setup of Tom Brady that is "filled with logical errors and outright lies."

The deity is considering joining the universe of anti-matter, which it believes would have easily found Brady innocent and compressed Roger Goodell's body into a black hole where it will fold into itself in an infinite loop.

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manxman2601 said:

If the aforesaid deity is that bothered, then how about a thunderbolt or two for Goodell? Shouldn't be hard for a "semi-Lord over mankind and the universe".

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Wax Frog said:

Reposting my masterpiece

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