NJPatsfan26
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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.I know it's 2015 but you should still leave out the onion part because someone is bound to not get that it's a joke.
Saw this out of the corner of my eye, almost spewed my sandwich. The whole "beast" thing has amused me since I first heard the term (I guess because I don't hang in jock circles ).
http://www.theonion.com/articles/panicking-marshawn-lynch-unable-to-deactivate-beas,35147/
Ok dude, that's it. You gotta explain....what is it with these weird a** gif's?
Welp, it's all part of my ongoing commentary on the self-perpetuated myth that we require governance. Specifically the government propagates crime by subtle oppression of minorities in urban locations who then respond by breaking the laws of the government that is oppressing them and thus creates the crime stats necessary for the rest of us to submit ourselves to subjugation at the hands of the government out of a desire for security.
I've chosen to emote this through gifs as a further commentary on the impotence of thoughtful expression in today's low-attention span "media" whose chief goal is to nurture the narcissist inside all of us whose baby boomer parents never forced to accept that we are merely members of the unwashed masses.
Either that or I just put gifs in my sig that make me laugh.
Welp, it's all part of my ongoing commentary on the self-perpetuated myth that we require governance. Specifically the government propagates crime by subtle oppression of minorities in urban locations who then respond by breaking the laws of the government that is oppressing them and thus creates the crime stats necessary for the rest of us to submit ourselves to subjugation at the hands of the government out of a desire for security.
I've chosen to emote this through gifs as a further commentary on the impotence of thoughtful expression in today's low-attention span "media" whose chief goal is to nurture the narcissist inside all of us whose baby boomer parents never forced to accept that we are merely members of the unwashed masses.
Either that or I just put gifs in my sig that make me laugh.
That's hysterical! One of the best Onion pieces I've ever seen.Saw this out of the corner of my eye, almost spewed my sandwich. The whole "beast" thing has amused me since I first heard the term (I guess because I don't hang in jock circles ).
http://www.theonion.com/articles/panicking-marshawn-lynch-unable-to-deactivate-beas,35147/
Actually, I would assume that the user of the tongs is the government and that the tongs themselves were means that the government uses to control us.So the tongs are government and the budgie represents the people? Starlings would be better representation of the people, you know, like in a great big flock of starlings. But a budgie is definitely funner than a starling so that's a win on the making me laugh thing.
kinda tempted to post it on a Jets and Ravens forum just for that reason.I know it's 2015 but you should still leave out the onion part because someone is bound to not get that it's a joke.
Eh, not one of the onions best work. Seems kinda lazy. I stopped going there after it got way too political. Elway and Peyton headline is really funny though.
Seems like humor in general has gotten weak. Or maybe I've gotten cynical.I agree. I like the Onion, but that piece was slapped off in 90 seconds.
Seems like humor in general has gotten weak. Or maybe I've gotten cynical.