Recent content by Touchdown Ronnie Brown!

OK, OK, I admit it Buddha. I am gay. [edit :banned::nono:] Let me ask you this, Buddha my man...were you one of those fair-weather fans (not that you ever actually have any fair weather in that miserable town) who left at the end of the 3rd quarter the other day? And when you're done...

Gene Rayburn? Match Game? Dude, get out of your mom's basement, live a little. Turn off the TV and get a little Vitamin E. You know, sunlight? World of Warcraft can wait. Wanna know where my balls are, cutie? Your fat old lady in Southie is busy massaging them. She knows what a real man is...

Hey, Buddha! Congrats on the longest run-on sentence EVER! You know, your right, I'm gay. you busted me. Queer as a 3-dollar bill. That's me. If "gay" is defined as pinpointing the end of football dynasties to the complete agitation of the blindly faithful, then I MUST be gay. Ronnie...

Oooh, you want to play with me? Now young man, did you ask your mommy for permission? I was just looking to have a few laughs with you smug Pats fans. I didn't know I would get asked on a date. That's really sweet, but I am going to have to say no. Seriously, to you real Pats fans who can...

And I smell a dude who lives in his mommy's basement, sleeps with his Patriots teddy bear and Red Sox binky, and has had one date in this decade. It went badly. Of course. Hey, Ronnie Brown score again. More than you ever will.

Um, I think Ronnie Brown just scored again... First of all, I disown any allegiance with the Brit who can't spell, he's just proof that the British educational system is worse than ours. Moron. I'd hate to see his teeth. Secondly, while it is in fact true that the Dolphins have been the...