Recent content by jack keenan

Sam Darnold; "That was the boogeyman, wasn't it?" Sam Loomis: "As a matter of fact, it was."

"Thanks, Bob!" -Jussie Smollett

Wait.....are the Patriots a great big winning team?

Speaking for both myself and all of my fellow $3 street corner transvestites (YOLO girlfriends!), I can't tell you how triggered I am right now. And ah, y'know, go pats!

Freakin' fly ovahs!

I understand a space opened up in Lancaster and is still available. Can't think of a better candidate. Would give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'kneel down'

Pats didn't look good, Jags looked good (although with some help from the refs, what was the deal with resetting the countdown clock as it reached the red zone in the first half, so they didn't have to burn a time out or get a delay of game?). Remember that Monday night game in Kansas City a...

Guess he didn't have a bildo to throw on the field. You stay classy Buffalo. Man charged with DWI while also having six-year-old son in the car A man is charged with a DWI while having his six-year-old son in his vehicle, according to Orchard Park Police. The Police Department said in a...

Get this man a miners helmet!

I like pool floats, what's the problem? And no I'm not looking her up on any porn site, I have more self respect than....d%#*!@t, my wrist locked up again!

Missed it by that much, Jim m'boy......................

ESPN biased against the Pats? That's certainly deflating to hear.

Tide pods are for cleaning. Eating Tide pods helps clean the gene pool. Thus.........................

More and more, as time goes on, I realize why it is that the Brady haters of the world can kiss my ass. Joe Starkey: Alejandro Villanueva used to be … a Patriots fan? Actually, Villanueva maintains great respect for Brady and the Patriots because they helped carry him through some harrowing...

"Josh, you got the Apple watch ready?" "Right here, Bill" "Swear to God, Farrell told me this works"