04-16-2012, 08:34 PM
In the Starting Line-up
Join Date: Apr 2009
Re: Peyton Manning one liners
We got this one kid named Peyton, he's got a forehead like a drive in movie theater but he's a good **** so we don't bust his chops too much.
So one day Peyton gets out of his cage.
What, they keep him in a cage?
Well, it's... it's just an enclosure.
No, but they keep him confined.
Well, that's what I said!
So I went out...and I got him, um, I got him a leash.
Yeah, one of those ones...you can hook onto the clothesline...and he can run
back and forth.
And, uh, there's plenty of room...for him to... to dig and, uh, play.
That kid has really, uh...he's really blossomed, you know?