OT: Hilarious "Jets History in 30 Sentences" by Giants Fan - New England Patriots Forums

Grizzafted · 12-25-2011, 07:01 AM

From the Gang Green, a Giants fan sums up the Jets' history. I got a kick out of this, maybe you will too. Merry Christmas!

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Originally Posted by Joe Walton

JETS HISTORY IN 30 SENTENCES:

Harry Wizmer charters NY Titans, Sonny Werblin decides name sucks.

Team wins fluke super bowl when dinosaurs roamed earth, magma still cooling.

Namath’s knees collapse.

Team finds new “home” with Giants after leaving old “home” with Mets.

Joe Walton picks nose on camera.

Jets lose ‘83 title game, players blame mud.

GM drafts Ken O'Brien over Dan Marino.

Jets start 11-0, finish 11-5.

Team blows 10-point lead just 4 minutes from hosting ‘86 title game.

Former Dolphin fan Fireman Ed becomes team mascot.

Jets reamed annually by Buffalo.

GM drafts Johnny Mitchell over Warren Sapp.

Marino spikes the ball, except wait a minute...

Kottite wins 1 game, says, "I feel bad."

Jets lose 10-point lead in ‘98 title game.

Belichick bolts for better organization.

Jets reamed annually by Patriots.

Joe Namath really wants to kiss you.

Chad Pennington demonstrates noodle arm, deemed God by fans.

Jets lose West Side bid, then coin toss to decide home locker and right to host first game.

Jets hire loudmouth coach; fanbase energized.

Team acquires 67-year-old gunslinger with habit of texting Woody Johnson pics.

Loudmouth coach and head case players pick fights with Patriots, Giants, entire NFL.

Loudmouth coach mails it in before team actually eliminated.

Jets lose 11-point lead in ‘09 title game.

Latin journalist tweets, “I’m uncomfortable.”

Loudmouth coach really wants to smell your feet.

“Sanchize” confuses teammate for Joe Walton, wipes booger on shirt.

Jets outscore opponent 19-0 in second half of 2010 title game, still lose.

Loudmouth coach writes book, predicts domination of Giants, then loses battle for NY by 15.

Suffering to be continued…

Gostkowski for 3 · 12-25-2011, 07:59 AM

to be fair, rex was hired after favre was already gone, so not completely correct on the timeline.

either way, a lot of sad moments for them

Pat the Pats Fan · 12-25-2011, 07:59 AM

too funny, thanks for sharing

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Jets lose ‘83 title game, players blame mud.
Team blows 10-point lead just 4 minutes from hosting ‘86 title game.
Jets lose 10-point lead in ‘98 title game.
Jets lose 11-point lead in ‘09 title game.
Jets outscore opponent 19-0 in second half of 2010 title game, still lose.

robbomango · 12-25-2011, 08:07 AM

lol @ the history lesson. there's some funny s**** over at GG that's for sure.
I liked the thread titled "this teams a fraud" below is the intro.

The defense sucks, the offense sucks, the special teams suck, the quarterback is a joke. The GM is a fool who thinks he is smarter than everyone else and the coach is a blowhard..that about covers it.

The_Riddler · 12-25-2011, 08:10 AM

Love it, very creative and so damned true

slam · 12-25-2011, 08:36 AM

Great post. Only thing I can see missing is more draft blunders.

Jets Draft Blunders

TommyBrady12 · 12-25-2011, 08:53 AM

i'm glad the jets are basically out, but watching the giants win and move closer to the playoffs makes me want to puke.

***DarrylS*** · 12-25-2011, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by slam

Great post. Only thing I can see missing is more draft blunders.

Jets Draft Blunders

Gee and I thought that the Patriots were the only team capable of making draft mistakes..

Looks like they do not have much of a chance for playoffs, it is going to be a long off season of reaming for Rex by the NYC Mediots..