01-25-2013, 08:40 AM
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Re: Colin Kaepernick trademarks his "bicep kiss" as "Kaepernicking"
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rico
OK, so now there's only one storyline left for us to root for:
First quarter, Kaepernick under pressure nicely evades the inside rush and takes off outside. Pollard sheds a block and jumps out into Kaeprnick's lane, lining up for a crushing blow. Seeing Pollard and knowing his history, Kaepernick starts a slide but being young and in the spotlight it's an awkward slide, with one leg up; you know the kind I mean? Pollard and Kaepernick collide and both leave the game with embarrassing and painful — but not long-term — injuries; let's call them "groin" injuries. Alex Smith comes in, a la Bledsoe AFCCG 2001-02, leads the Niners to a surgical 42-17 win, and is named co-Super Bowl MVP with Randy Moss, who is now able to run free and catches three TD passes.
That would be kind of cool.
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That story was nearly perfect. 
Guys've been kissing their Arms since Cro-Magnon days. Good luck passing that Patent. 
He's an @$$.
But that doesn't make'm an @$$ HOLE.
I have no desire to see the Miners put another Ring between them and us...But I like that team. And it certainly beats the alternative of Baltimore pulling up even with us with their 3rd ~ and yes: I count all of a City's Rings: The same folks who rooted for Johny Unitas now root for Ray Lewis...as do their Sons & Daughters.
And while nobody in New EngLand advocated longer and louder for trading Randy Moss while he was here ~ indeed: it was my Signature, for months and months before the fact, if anyone recalls ~ I'm rather fond of the lad. 
And I hope he makes it.
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