patsfan55

After we drafted him I started thinking how his name is somewhat boring and that he might need a nickname considering how he might very soon become my new favorite Pat (really hoping this comes true). Well, I think I've come up with something.

The Pterosacktyl

Obviously the Pterodactyl reference as his wingspan is incredible, but with a little football linguo thrown in there.

What do you guys think?

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“My favorite ring? I've always said, you know, I always said the next one. The next one is the best,” Brady says.

mayoclinic

The first time he gets 2 sacks in a game you can refer to him as "CJ2SK".

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Fixit

"Drafted Five Days Ago."

patsfan55

Lol...I know I know
I just wanted to be the first one to come up with something
Trust me I know he could amount to absolutely nothing
But I have a really good feeling about him

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“My favorite ring? I've always said, you know, I always said the next one. The next one is the best,” Brady says.

AzPatsFan

Someone hs said that Chandler Jones has a fairly respected NFL football player, besides his brother at the Ravens. His Gran Pappy is supposed to be the HOF DE who played for and was a charter member of the "Fearsome Foursome", a fellow named Deacon Jones.

I think a good nickname would be "Deacon II".

363839

Last I checked, this was not verified.
I'd like to think it was true, though.x

patchick

I figured that when PFW wrote "Bill Belichick shrewdly dealt up to land a raw condor with rare length and explosive body power" the nickname deal was sealed.

Big-T

I could go with Condor, look at the wing span of them!:

lurker1965

Raymond Chandler Jones

He tackles like a long metaphor fuel by a bitter and sarcastic wit that likes whiskey, perhaps a tad, too much.

"Sanchez heard the timpani solo from the eighth measure ofAlso Sprach Zarathrusta and Ryan pulled him faster than a fat loser chasing after a woman in 5 inch heeled pumps on her way to the symphony."

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