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***Tunescribe*** · 04-29-2012, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Deus Irae

Coples is really going to be feeling the love....

So the Green Beans wanted this guy instead of the lazy goof they drafted as a consolation prize:

Irvin -- a former high school dropout, who served time in a juvenile correctional facility, obtained his GED, and played at Mt. San Antonio Junior College ...

Classy organization, that Jersey team.

***Joker*** · 04-29-2012, 10:44 PM

word is, fatty McGasbag Ryan got his M.D. in podiatry during the off season, specializing in the breakthrough "Vacu-suck" procedure...take a look at Wrecksie's latest work...

not bad...looks like he's been using the "Vacu-suck" procedure on his entire body too...either that or he's got one hellacious. voracious stomach parasite....oh wait...he has a lap dance...wha??...

So it ain't so, Rex Ryan. No more topless pictures? No more gut-wrenching jokes? There goes a blog staple. The Jets coach underwent "weight-loss surgery," according to the New York Daily News.

Ryan had a lap-band procedure done, which "entails placing an adjustable gastric band around the upper part of the stomach,'' the story said. "It makes the stomach smaller so it holds less food. Eventually, the appetite decreases, leading to weight loss."

Ryan weighed 310 pounds when he was hired by the Jets a year ago. He was 340 in training camp. He was a Macy's Day float by Thanksgiving.

"You're always concerned," Ryan said this year of his weight. "I want to see my kids grow, I want to see my grandkids. The thing that gets me is, my cholesterol is fine, my blood pressure is fine. I'm a genetic freak, I guess."

No, Wrecks, you're a genetic MISTAKE...."Macy's float"...heh

***Deus Irae*** · 04-29-2012, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Brady_to_Moss

Report: Jets wanted Irvin, not Coples - Jets Blog - ESPN New York

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As we reported the night of the first round, the Jets tried to trade out of the 16th spot, but couldn't find any takers. A picture is starting to develop, isn't it?

Coples is really going to be feeling the love....

Just a follow-up comparison:

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Jones received the phone call from Patriots director of football/head coach administration Berj Najarian, who told Jones "It's going just the way I told you it was going to go," to which Jones responded "Yeah, I know. You did. You told me."

Patriots told Jones to expect call - New England Patriots Blog - ESPN Boston

betterthanthealternative · 04-29-2012, 10:55 PM

I need some help with something. Just back from seeing Springsteen. Fantastic, as always. Except when he keeps referencing northern New Jersey.

Got into a debate which ended before being complete: what else of any value to our species, other than Springsteen, has come out of northern New Jersey? Can anyone offer up anything?

Thanks, I'll hang up and take the answers off the air.

pherein · 04-29-2012, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Brady_to_Moss

A rookie who has never played a NFL game..already has a spot on the roster..should help coples stay motivated

Well Sanchez is starting also....oh my bad..I thought you meant a player who seems like a rookie and has never played a NFL game well.

But to Quinton Coples credit, I have to say, he will hit more WR's than
Sanchez.

***Joker*** · 04-29-2012, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by betterthanthealternative

I need some help with something. Just back from seeing Springsteen. Fantastic, as always. Except when he keeps referencing northern New Jersey.

Got into a debate which ended before being complete: what else of any value to our species, other than Springsteen, has come out of northern New Jersey? Can anyone offer up anything?

Thanks, I'll hang up and take the answers off the air.

methane...

***Tunescribe*** · 04-29-2012, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by betterthanthealternative

I need some help with something. Just back from seeing Springsteen. Fantastic, as always. Except when he keeps referencing northern New Jersey.

Got into a debate which ended before being complete: what else of any value to our species, other than Springsteen, has come out of northern New Jersey? Can anyone offer up anything?

Thanks, I'll hang up and take the answers off the air.

I don't know. I've never been much of a Springsteen fan myself, so I say they could napalm the entire region and America's collective IQ would automatically jump about 10 points. A lot of single mothers would be missing child-support checks, though.

***Joker*** · 04-29-2012, 11:20 PM

hey Tunes...I was passing through jersey the other day and stopped in to see that famous Jet trophy case...it really is a beauty...

***Tunescribe*** · 04-29-2012, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Joker

hey Tunes...I was passing through jersey the other day and stopped in to see that famous Jet trophy case...it really is a beauty...

WHOA!!! Someone swiped the MetLife Snoopy Bowl Trophy from their preseason triumph over the Giants a couple years back. Maybe they moved it to the owner's suite?

***Joker*** · 04-29-2012, 11:50 PM

nice pic, Tunes...he DOES resemble a drunken Charlie Brown...anyway....he's been seen sporting some new attire since he had the O clamp affixed to his stomach tube...