Joker

Correction...a 1001...which ,coincidentally, is the number incompletions expected to be thrown this season by the Dyslexic Duo Sanbow...(or is that Bowsan???)

Tunescribe

1001: A Green Beans Odyssey

... And, a fond look back at some memorable high points:

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Joker

nice....

"Broadway Schmo"...heh

The Schmo and Tebow Show

PatsFanInVa

The difficulty is that he also seems to have an unlimited floor, a basement under it, and quite likely a sub-basement, given how long it will take the JEST to hit bottom and admit he makes Chad Pennington look like... well, like he was supposed to be.

There are porn stars that suck less than the JEST.

1960Pats

Being the kind of person that I am, I just had to try and figure out why the Jets suck so much. I can understand how they'd suck off the field with the kind of clubhouse that The Mouth That Roared creates, but how did they become so sucky on the field. One look at the AFCE draft history for the last five years tells the story;

Team / Rds 1-4 / 5-7 / Total
NE / 25 / 24 / 49
Buff / 23 / 19 / 42
Miami / 22 / 20 / 42
NJJ / 13 / 10 / 23

Yeow! I understand that they made a move or two to acquire players, but all teams do that. The fact that they drafted less than half the number of players as the Pats have is astounding to me. No wonder they suck.

PatsFanInVa

Yeah but they got Mark Sanchez with one of them picks!

Oh that's right...

In fairness, they got Revis too. Also um, well they did get Revis. Yet another way it's lonely on Revis Island.

reflexblue

Wrexxy and Lil Marky have been talking. It seems Lil' Marky has been studying Eli Manning and noticed he won a SB in his fourth year. Stop it Marky just stop it, just because eli won one doesn't mean you will. In fact most likely you won't be QB of the Rats past the first month of the season.
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• Ryan talked about the masturbation of QB Mark Sanchez: "He's a true pro"

Four years into it, I think you expect it. You see it. I know the burning desire to win is there. There might be less messing around and a little more focus when you watch him now." Ryan said he wasn't surprised to hear that Sanchez, in an earlier interview, acknowledged he has studied the career arc of Eli Manning, who won his first Super Bowl in his fourth year.

Frezo

He should have paid more attention to Brady's second year.

reflexblue

Marky doesn't have to worry about it, the first time he throws an incomplete pass the crowd will be calling for tebow. The first time L'l marky throws an INT the mob will get their wish.

reflexblue

• Rookie DE Quinton Coples is having a quiet camp. Ryan suggested that the No. 1 pick is learned a number of different defensive fronts, which could be causing him to think too much. Coples has played end, 3-technique tackle, even a couple of plays at linebacker. "He's where I expected," Ryan said.

Vernon Gholston had a "quiet camp" too. He also thought to much.