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Old 07-01-2008, 08:32 AM   #1
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You have to be a pretty dumb to try to steal the same life size Patriot Player stuffed animal from the same bar on the same night... especially when you were caught the first time and they know where you live.

Still, she's not completely unattractive and at least you know she's a big fan.

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Old 07-01-2008, 08:36 AM   #2
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Thats a funny story.....

I wanna see what this toy looks like.
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You have to be a pretty dumb to try to steal the same life size Patriot Player stuffed animal from the same bar on the same night... especially when you were caught the first time and they know where you live.

Still, she's not completely unattractive and at least you know she's a big fan.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/...e-steal-adult/


Umm by saying not completely unattractive do you mean not a total train wreck, because she pretty much is. And I have a feeling if we saw the body under that mug shot it would only get worse.
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I think she's a man.
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you have to wonder what she wanted the stuff animal for...
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Umm by saying not completely unattractive do you mean not a total train wreck, because she pretty much is. And I have a feeling if we saw the body under that mug shot it would only get worse.
No, I was going off past evidence that mug shots are usually 10 times worse than the person actually looks - ever see that Nick Nolte mug shot?

I think I'm mostly impressed with the lengths she will go to as a fan... that's real passion ... in a misplaced, stupid criminal sort of way.

As the last poster suggested though, I do have to wonder why she wanted the life-size stuffed animal of a Patriots player so bad... I'd like to see what it looks like.
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You have to be a pretty dumb to try to steal the same life size Patriot Player stuffed animal from the same bar on the same night... especially when you were caught the first time and they know where you live.

Still, she's not completely unattractive and at least you know she's a big fan.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/...e-steal-adult/
And she isn't partially attractive either.
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Thats a funny story.....

I wanna see what this toy looks like.
My Girlfriend lives in Naples. I'll swing by and take a picture next time I'm there.

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No, I was going off past evidence that mug shots are usually 10 times worse than the person actually looks - ever see that Nick Nolte mug shot?
Yeah cause Nick Nolte is so much hotter in person. What!!??
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Yikes! That ladies got crazy bunny eyes like that chick who ran away before her wedding.

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Not completely unattractive?

Her face looks like she was trying to steal the grass on the field at Gillette in the middle of a game and got her face run over by the players cleats
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