PatsWickedPissah

NFL announces that they're gonna enhance the pat downs for fans from above the waist to starting at the ankles thanks to the moron with the taser. If they had the cheerleaders doing this, I and lesbian Pats fans would be OK with it. Since I'm not at Sunday's game, let me know how it goes, people.

Coming to an NFL stadium near you: “Enhanced” pat downs | ProFootballTalk

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RodThePat

They should have always started pat downs from the ankles in any case. There are actually people bothered by this? It's a non-story, the way I see it.

PatsWickedPissah

Some of us just LOVE having those rough, burly hands moving up and down our trembling bods, big fella!

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reflexblue

Me thinks that They don't like tasers being brought in to the stadium

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wistahpatsfan

Typical over-reaction by The Man. We were joking about this at the job the other day...joking about it.
It'll make me feel safer, though. I can't tell youz how many times I worried myself sober that someone was trying to sneak a tazer into Gilette.

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fluoropolymer

How about a "Free Taser Give-A-Way Day" at Gillette when the Jets come to town. See a Jet Fan - Zap the Bas*ard.

All in good fun of course. Anybody who lights up Ryan gets bonus points.

Funktopus

You're on to something, an Officially Licensed NFL taser with Pats logo and an extra Jet fan setting for a few dollars more.

RodThePat

Maybe you're uncomfortable with your sexuality, then.

Deus Irae

Yet another reason to stay home and watch the game.

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